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Pro-crypto advocate Bill Morgan, who appears to read court filings like bedtime stories, took to the digital agora—Twitter—to share his expectations, which, it appears, were dashed faster than a fragile porcelain vase. With the enthusiasm of a man awaiting a baked potato, he anticipated a new filing, only to be met with this curious interruption—a protest against the very fabric of securities law, stretched across nine decades like old gum.

Meanwhile, LBank Labs, the daring venture capitalist powerhouse of the world’s leading cryptocurrency exchange (fancy title, huh?), seized the moment to strut its stuff as a strategic sponsor. Because nothing screams “trustworthy” like sponsoring a gathering where everyone’s future wealth might be a scam or a miracle—sometimes both, simultaneously.

In a move that screams “I’m not bitter, just better,” Zhao posted a delightful photo of Gensler sporting a digital clown nose, captioned with the ever-so-optimistic “Crypto is still here.” Because, you know, it’s not like the SEC has been trying to put it in a chokehold or anything! 😂

According to a recent CryptoQuant Quicktake post by contributor Amr Taha (who I assume is a wizard of crypto), Bitcoin funding rates on Binance are practically at zero. This means that retail traders are not going all-in like they’re at a Vegas buffet – which is actually a good sign for the sustainability of this ongoing rally. Who knew being cautious could be so… boring? 😴

In a delightful twist, WETO stock reacted to this news like a kid on Christmas morning, surging a whopping 88% in a single day! It peaked near $4, before settling down to a more modest $3.3. Meanwhile, XRP price held steady, trading at $2.19, down a mere 4% in the last 24 hours. Talk about resilience! 💪

Of course, no hero’s journey is complete without a little drama. Bitcoin paused to catch its breath, dipping 5.4% over the past week and losing 1.2% in just the last 24 hours, because even superheroes need a coffee break.

On the 1-day chart, the Bollinger Bands were as wide as a kid’s smile on Christmas morning, indicating some volatility was lurking about. Despite being trapped in a three-week range, the token had a bullish market structure at the time of writing. This miraculous flip happened after it managed to reclaim the range low at $0.68 as support—like a phoenix rising from the ashes, or perhaps just a cat jumping back into the box.

In a proclamation that echoes through the corridors of finance, the German-origin firm announced on the 29th of May that mTBILLs—those charming little tokens representing a certificate of short-term U.S. Treasury exchange-traded funds—are now alive and kicking on the Algorand blockchain. One can almost hear the trumpets blaring in celebration! 🎺

“We have a canal — what if you get a perk for paying in Bitcoin, get your ship to go quicker if you pay in Bitcoin?” Mizrachi mused, while chatting with two El Salvador Bitcoin policy leaders, Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert. The director of Bitcoin Beach in El Salvador, Mike Peterson, moderated the panel, probably wondering if he should start charging for the privilege of listening to such brilliance. 🤔

On the fateful day of May 29, the creator of Base, Jesse Pollak, took to the digital stage of X, proclaiming that Base had, for a fleeting moment, sustained a near-mythical 1,000 TPS during a launch on the agentic artificial intelligence platform known as Virtuals. A spectacle indeed! 🎭