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This capital expansion, my friends, is not just a mere strategy; it’s a bold leap into the abyss of the Bitcoin Treasury Company! The aim? To inflate the number of bitcoins per share like a balloon at a child’s birthday party, all in the name of enhancing long-term shareholder value. 🎈

Yes, folks, the grand paperwork was submitted under Form S-1. It’s the official vehicle for making an application look all business-like. Delaware gets a mention as the state of incorporation, and Chapman and Cutler LLP are doing their best to look important as legal counsel. Meanwhile, in the SEC’s corner, the clock ticks on…

Now, this sudden signal hints at the potential of a bear trap, where bearish traders are lured into short positions like moths to a flame, just before a sharp price reversal upward. It’s like watching a cat toy with a laser pointer—hilarious until you realize you’re the one who’s been played. 😹

Major whale transactions exceeding $100,000 have plummeted by a staggering 91.5% over the past four days, as if they were playing a game of hide and seek with retail investors, according to CoinDesk’s AI insights. Spoiler alert: the whales are losing.

Meanwhile, Ethereum (ETH) is strutting its stuff, briefly crossing the $2,800 mark before settling at $2,793, a solid 4% increase. Ripple (XRP), on the other hand, decided to take a little nap, while Solana (SOL) is up nearly 4%, trading around $164. Dogecoin (DOGE) is wagging its tail with a 2% increase, and Cardano (ADA) is also feeling sprightly at around $0.718. Chainlink (LINK), Stellar (XLM), Hedera (HBAR), Litecoin (LTC), and Polkadot (DOT) are all joining the party, but Toncoin (TON) seems to have missed the memo, down nearly 1% at $2.39. Poor Toncoin! 😢

Kaspersky, the cyber sleuths of our time, have discovered that these “Librarian Ghouls” (seriously, who names these groups?) have been busy little bees through May, launching a relentless campaign that’s like a bad sequel to a horror movie—only this time, the victims are organizations across Russia and the CIS. 🎬

The whole thing started as a political spat—because, naturally, what could go wrong—between Musk and Trump. It escalated faster than a sitcom argument, and now, Musk’s backing down looks like the latest episode of “Who Can Throw the Biggest Digital Tantrum?” The market? Oh, it loved it. DOGE rallied, interest spiked, and everyone’s asking, “Is this the end of Musk’s influence—or just a really expensive apology card?”

In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because who doesn’t love a good rebranding?), Hougan urged investors to rethink their timelines. Forget the old four-year boom-and-bust cycle; we’re entering a new era where the bull run has room to stretch like a cat after a long nap. 🐱

Waddle back or break away?

Now, this isn’t just any old company; it’s Europe’s first Bitcoin Treasury Company, strutting its stuff on Euronext Growth Paris like a rooster in a henhouse. With a resounding cheer from shareholders, they’re ready to issue new shares and securities, either with or without those fancy preferential subscription rights. It’s like a buffet of investment options, folks! 🍽️