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You remember when crypto was that shady thing your nephew wouldn’t shut up about at Thanksgiving? “It’s the future, Uncle Larry!” Now look: Amazon, Walmart—these are the most boring, stable companies on earth. Suddenly, they want their own stablecoins! Because paying VISA a fee for nothing is too much—even for them. God forbid anyone make a profit off Jeff Bezos or the Walmart heirs. Of course, it all depends on Congress passing the GENIUS Act. GENIUS! I mean, congressmen using the word “genius”—that’s how you know we’re doomed. 🤦‍♂️

According to the whispers in the corridors of power, the Income Tax Department has identified certain individuals and entities who have been a tad too creative with their crypto transactions, neglecting to comply with the Income Tax Act of 1961. Oops. 🤦‍♂️

Meanwhile, that enfant terrible of the financial world, Bitcoin, has rebounded with a vigor that belies its tender years. Having weathered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, this impetuous upstart has burst forth, unencumbered by the weight of convention, to reclaim its rightful place above the $105,000 mark. Like some latter-day Icarus, it soars on wings of code and hubris, daring the gods of fate to bring it low.

Meanwhile, across the lands—amidst the chaos of Iran and Israel—a storm of liquidations, amounting to over a billion dollars, swept through the market as if the gods themselves had cast down their wrath. A battle, perhaps, or just another day in the cursed dance of speculation. 😂

With regulatory approval in hand, KuCoin Thailand doth expect to serve a larger audience, guaranteeing compliance and safety. This growth, dear friends, is part of KuCoin’s grand plan to conquer more regulated markets. The firm hath already established itself in the United States, the European Union, China, and India. And, in May 2025, KuCoin didst initiate talks with the South Korean authorities, with the possibility of re-entering that market, demonstrating its desire to create a truly global crypto ecosystem.

As the volatility spiked, Ethereum took a nosedive from its recent highs, like a kid who just realized the ice cream truck is out of their favorite flavor. It tried to break through the $3,000 barrier but, alas, it was not meant to be. This moment is pivotal, folks! Just when ETH was strutting its stuff, the broader market decided to rain on its parade. ☔️

Now, you might be wondering, “What on Earth (or any other planet) is he talking about?” Well, it seems that amidst the latest geopolitical shenanigans in the Middle East, U.S. Treasury yields have decided to take a long vacation, remaining as stable as a three-legged chair on a rollercoaster. This is quite the anomaly, considering that investors usually cling to their bonds like a toddler to a security blanket during times of uncertainty.

In a rather disheartening turn of events, the price of Binance Coin (BNB) has taken a tumble, declining by 1.86% over the last 24 hours. One might say it’s akin to watching a beloved pet slip on a banana peel. 🍌😢

The price of Bitcoin (BTC) has taken a 2.63% dive since yesterday. On the hourly chart, the rate of BTC has failed to reach the local resistance of $105,757. At the moment, the price is on its way to the middle of the channel. 📉

This bold gamble sees SharpLink becoming the very first Nasdaq-listed company to elevate Ethereum (ETH) to the status of its treasury’s beating heart. It seems they’ve made up their mind to treat ETH as the holy grail of reserve assets. Who needs gold when you have digital coins that fluctuate more than a drunken squirrel on roller skates?