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Hunter Horsley, the big cheese at Bitwise, is super stoked about bitcoin. Like, really, really stoked. He’s been tweeting up a storm, saying that the real opportunity for bitcoin isn’t just being digital gold, but rather the $30 trillion in U.S. Treasuries used as a store of value. 💸

Bitcoin traded up early last week before fading to finish roughly 3.5% lower than last Friday. Bitcoin and equities stalled last week, as the focus moved decidedly towards macro factors—by macro I mean geopolitics and macroeconomics—at play. In order of importance, let’s briefly go through what’s happening outside of the crypto bubble.

Dogecoin’s price antics over the past few weeks have raised eyebrows, showing some delicate hints of a possible bullish reversal. Trading around $0.177, DOGE has managed to hold firm above a level of support that combines the Fair Value Gap (FVG) and a 4-hour Order Block (OB)—a real “strategic positioning” rather than the frantic, panic-induced exits we’ve seen in the past. According to analyst Andrew Griffiths, this is not a sign of weakness; no, no, it’s just “smart money soaking up liquidity at discounted prices.” Smart indeed, like buying yesterday’s bread at half price, right? 🥖

Data from Shiba Inu’s burn tracking website, Shibburn.com, reveals that the latest burn wave was primarily driven by a few large transactions. The wallet address beginning with “0xdb6” played a significant role, facilitating burns totaling over 500 million SHIB across multiple transactions to the BA-1 burn address. One of its largest single burns reached 310,744,788 SHIB, followed closely by another 107,333,061 SHIB, and then another 103,276,575 SHIB.

One might say that this pattern, in its classic elegance, speaks of a coming upward surge — one of those dramatic movements that the traders so dearly cherish. The chart, like a finely orchestrated symphony, has laid bare its details: the left shoulder, the head (yes, that rather large and prominent feature), and, of course, the right shoulder that is still in progress, as if Bitcoin is stretching its arms before the grand leap. The neckline, that most pivotal of lines, is perched at a tantalizing $113,000. And should this line be crossed, well, brace yourselves — Bitcoin may very well race towards $140,000, or perhaps higher, for who can truly predict where the winds of fortune may take us? 🏃‍♂️💨

These financial wizards managed to steal money from unsuspecting investors in the U.S. using a delightful mix of shell companies, offshore accounts, and digital wallets. Because who doesn’t love a good game of hide-and-seek with their money? 🙄

Meanwhile, PLUME has taken a nosedive of 21%—a rather unfortunate turn of events following the untimely demise of its co-founder. This is particularly tragic given the project’s recent mainnet launch and the enthusiastic backing from major investors, who are now likely wondering if they should have invested in a nice, safe potato instead. 🥔

“Bigger Dots are Better,” Saylor proclaimed on X, as if he were announcing the arrival of a new chocolate factory! This delightful Sunday ritual has become his trademark, where he shares a snapshot of Strategy’s ever-growing bitcoin stash on X (formerly Twitter, but let’s not dwell on the past). He often plucks these juicy tidbits from saylortracker.com. His posts are sprinkled with cheeky one-liners like “Send more orange” or “needs more orange”—a cheeky nod to Bitcoin’s favorite hue in the crypto circus! 🍊

But, dear reader, must you then ask: Is this EigenLayer an investment worthy of your family’s winter rye, or will it betray you like a summer thunderstorm on harvest day? Let us peel back the grimy layers, with no promise of enlightenment, and see what portents the seers have offered.

Now, with many altcoins bouncing back like a rubber ball, the question on everyone’s lips is: will Mask Network follow suit, or is it destined to remain in the depths of despair? Let us embark on this journey of price prediction, shall we?