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Now, in a move that’ll make your crypto-enthusiast uncle grin like a Cheshire cat, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent tossed out a prediction that stablecoins might hit a market value of $3.7 trillion by 2030. Yep, that’s trillion with a T.

The figure: seventy-three million. Not in rubles, but in those ethereal digital tokens, vaporous as hope in a Siberian winter. On June 18, a post emerged—Telegram, naturally, refuge for those who prefer their news with a dash of paranoia—declaring yet another breach. The investigator, ZachXBT: half-detective, half-cryptic prophet in a hoodie. He identified assets flowing from Nobitex—Tron, EVM, you name it, as if hackers had flung open the barn doors and led off the whole herd. Only some were confirmed lost; the rest may yet resurface. Somewhere. In theory. 🌫️

Circle’s stock has become the financial equivalent of a roller coaster on June 16. After hitting a staggering $165.60 – the highest it has ever been – it came back down to earth, closing a little above $151. But hey, don’t let that fool you, that’s still a ridiculous 500% increase from its Nasdaq debut. The kind of success that makes other companies green with envy. Welcome to 2025, ladies and gentlemen, where IPOs don’t just happen – they explode.

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With a nail-biting 68-30 vote, the Senate has officially dipped its toes into the crypto pool. It’s like watching your grandma finally learn how to use the internet—slow, but hey, progress! 🌐

But wait, there’s more! Eyenovia, in a fit of rebranding fervor, shall henceforth be known as Hyperion DeFi, with its stock ticker metamorphosing from the humble EYEN to the more illustrious HYPD, expected to take place around June 20. Fear not, dear investors, for despite this transformation, Eyenovia remains steadfast in its commitment to its core business, which shall now gallantly run alongside the HYPE treasury. 🦸‍♂️

But hold your horses! Just because it’s listed doesn’t mean it’s got the green light from the regulators. Nope! It’s like saying you’ve got a date lined up, but you haven’t even asked the person out yet. So, while everyone’s buzzing about it, let’s not get too excited. The ETF still has to jump through all those regulatory hoops before it can actually start trading. It’s like waiting for a movie to come out, only to find out it’s been delayed indefinitely. 🎬

The Deputy Minister of Finance, Mr. Julapun Amornvivat (he’s the guy you want to know if you’re into crypto), made the announcement. He called it a masterstroke to pump up investments, get the economy buzzing, and secure long-term growth. What’s next? A nationwide neon sign saying, “Welcome Crypto Investors!”?

It was during the hour of 15:00–16:00 when the sharpest of sell-offs occurred— a veritable circus worthy of the grandest of stages, with nearly 700 million DOGE units traded as the price fell below crucial support. However, buyers emerged, like the heroes of a love story, at $0.164, valiantly lifting DOGE to a modest range of $0.168 to $0.171.

The company has secured a gobsmacking $50 million—yes, fifty million shiny ones—from mysterious “institutional investors” (possibly cash-flush goblins, who knows?) to hoard HYPE tokens on the Hyperliquid blockchain. This, dear reader, has officially made Eyenovia the first U.S. company on Wall Street to pile their war chest full of something named after excitement itself.