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Let’s talk about Bitcoin (BTC), because who doesn’t love a good trainwreck? The rate is basically unchanged since yesterday, because apparently the crypto world is just as bored as I am.

The private placement equity financing round, also known as PIPE, was priced at $5 per share of common stock in KindlyMD. The financing was fully subscribed in less than three days, according to Nakamoto founder and CEO David Bailey. 😲

The rate of XRP has gone down by 0.32% over the past day.

As reported by Forbes, the Trump family’s vehicle, like a leaf in the wind, moved from holding 75% of WLFI to roughly 60% by January 24, 2025, and then, in a swift and almost poetic motion, down to 40% within the past 11 days. Such movements, while not always reflected in legal filings, are hard to miss on any balance sheet. 📊

On the fateful day of June 20, the government—dead set against pixel prospectors—announced a temporary embargo on any new “data centers” that fancy the idea of spinning gold out of blockchain nonsense. Starting August, any would-be miner with visions of digital glory will have to take it elsewhere, ideally somewhere with a name you can’t pronounce but also haven’t heard of.

The plan, because you know there’s always a plan, is to turn Bridge Biotherapeutics into South Korea’s first Bitcoin-focused treasury firm. Because, you see, what the world really needs is more companies holding onto Bitcoin for dear life. 🤯 The new company will be called Parataxis Korea, because who needs a fancy name when you can just slap the parent company’s name on it and call it a day?

Of course, this delightful drop comes courtesy of some economic and geopolitical shenanigans. But fear not! Experts are waving their magic wands, claiming it might just be the spark we need for a market rebound. 🪄✨

Blockchains, those shimmering beacons of transparency, have long been lauded for their clarity. Yet, centralized exchanges have remained as opaque as a foggy London morning. But lo! On the fateful day of June 20, Binance, in a fit of benevolence, unveiled a suite of features designed to illuminate its platform like a Victorian chandelier. 💡

BCH is the anti-hype coin. No major developments, no expert fanfare, and yet… its price has increased by 98% in three months. That’s like going from a decent happy hour to a full-on rave.

Биткоин Каш (BCH) вырос за последние пять недель подряд, чтобы торговать по $485, увеличившись на 95% с самого низкого уровня в апреле.