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It was on The Shawn Ryan Show (surely the Dostoyevskian crossroads of the digital age) that Hoskinson aired his existential struggle. The Salvadoran administration—the very machine of government!—extended its hand. But, as fate would have it, the proposal split asunder the very instant a “mass airdrop” was suggested, the sort that wouldn’t so much discriminate as scatter riches to both saints and sinners—OFAC-sanctioned ne’er-do-wells included! 🍌

But what does this mean for the rest of us mere mortals? Well, my friends, it seems that the whales’ confidence in Ethereum’s future performance is a beacon of hope in these uncertain times 🌟. Their purchases, much like a siren’s call, may lure in retail investors, creating a surge in demand and, dare we say it, a potential rally 🚀.

And so, the proposed fund, a veritable experiment in the alchemy of finance, would allocate its resources with all the finesse of a master chef, assigning a whopping 70% to the venerable Bitcoin, the grande dame of cryptocurrencies, while Ethereum, the young upstart, would receive a respectable 15%. The remainder, a motley crew of Solana, Cronos, and XRP, would be left to fight over the scraps, a meager 8%, 5%, and 2% respectively 🤑.

However, before you start dancing the tango with your crypto wallet, do note that this waiver only applies to trades made on licensed local exchanges, such as Bitkub or Bitazza, which are regulated by the Thai SEC. Ah, the plot thickens! 🤔

Martinis with CoinDesk (figuratively, alas) and Mallers, vivid as a phosphorescent moth, lets slip that the inception of his most recent brainchild was marinated not in S&P spreadsheets but in the effervescent chaos of a Telegram group chat—a cybernetic watering hole populated with Tether’s pallid executives. Friendship, my dear reader, is the only currency that hyperinflates with use.

The US District Court for the Southern District of Texas received Linqto’s bankruptcy filing on Monday, no doubt a thrilling start to the week for all involved. 📝

On the other hand, Bitcoin hasn’t moved much in the past few days, maintaining back-and-forth movement between $107K and $110K, currently trading at $108,305, down about 3% from its all-time high of $111,000, according to CoinMarketCap data.

As our trusted oracle Lookonchain solemnly tweets, the sleepy behemoth abruptly transferred all 6,000 BTC, now worth a cashmere-swaddled $649 million, out into the wider world in the dead of digital night. 🤑 One imagines the wallet’s owner, monocle askew, peering blearily at a dusty ledger, muttering, “Oh, bother, is Bitcoin still a thing?”

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So what’s Davinci’s sage advice for the poor souls still hodling their crypto and thinking about maybe, just maybe, paying rent with Dogecoin profits? It goes like this: “Make a plan and execute it with zero emotions…That’s how you win.” Yes, you heard it here first—remove all human feelings. Trading crypto is like assembling IKEA furniture, only with more existential dread and the occasional urge to throw your phone out the window. 🪙📉