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Summary

Ethereum (ETH), the eternal bridesmaid, trails behind, clutching her pearls and hoping for a comeback. Altcoins, those fickle sirens, sing their songs of mixed momentum. Binance Coin (BNB), Solana (SOL), and XRP dance the tango of uncertainty, while Cardano (ADA), Dogecoin (DOGE), and Toncoin (TON) perform a choppy waltz. Polygon (MATIC) and Avalanche (AVAX) stand by, waiting for their cue-or perhaps just a drink. 🍸

During their latest earnings call (which is to say, more boardroom scuttlebutt), CEO Devin McGranahan, who probably refers to himself as the “gatekeeper of fortune,” explained how this pilot project is going to revolutionize the entire remittance business. Apparently, they’re keen on “leveraging onchain settlement rails,” a fancy way of saying they want to shrug off the help of those bothersome old-fashioned banking systems. Go, modernize!

AVAX has dusted itself off, rekindling its spirit after a period of finicky tightrope walking. Look at that 4-hour chart! It’s as if AVAX has thrown open the window and shouted, “Freedom!”-breaking above the hallowed $20 mark, a fortress of resistance now crumbling like stale bread. D2Handler ominously notes a surge in buying interest-a drama worthy of the finest Russian novels! The candle has closed above the short-term EMAs, a signal that the market structure may be shifting gears in the bullish direction.

The Spot Taker CVD and Buy-Sell Delta are both negative. Yeah, that’s right, folks. The sellers are in control, and they’re holding onto their $0.20 support level like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. 🚢

The week after bitcoin ( BTC) vaulted past the $126,000 mark, both metals climbed in tandem, fueled by the debasement trade and a dash of safe-haven appetite amid U.S.-China trade jitters and a softening dollar. Who would’ve thought? Even gold and silver are swept up in the drama of it all.

Enter US Secretary Bessent, who’s basically the human version of a “breaking news” alert. China’s “ready” to make a deal, which is just code for “we’re tired of your nonsense.” 🤷‍♂️ Trump’s 100% tariff? Let’s just say it’s the financial equivalent of a toddler’s tantrum.

They whisper tales of Bitcoin as “digital gold,” a bulwark against the ravenous beast of inflation. Like some shiny trinket to ward off hardship. But these fine gentlemen at NYDIG, they’ve poked and prodded the beast…and found the shiny trinket is mostly air.

The performance narrative of this digital spectacle whispers tales of one of 2025’s most enthralling presales, nurtured by numerical novelties and the sheer utility of utilitarian madness. 🎲

Bitcoin pulls off a stunning move as it breezes through the $112,000 resistance-volatility has never been so thrilling.