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In a scene reminiscent of a somber confessional, a member of the Pi Network community, Edycabas, laments the demise of spirited activity upon the blockchain. He observes, with a cynical twist, that the Pi blockchain, so grandly heralded in days long past, now trudges along at the snail’s pace of less than one transaction per second. The grand promises of thousands of transactions per block seem but a cruel jest in the theater of modern folly.

In a move that screams “let’s take a breather,” the SEC and Ripple have agreed to put their appeals in “abeyance.” Fancy legal speak for “let’s chill for a bit while we figure this out.” 🍹 The parties even had the audacity to say this would “conserve judicial and party resources.” Translation: “We’re tired, your honor.”

Here’s the lowdown:

Yet, lo and behold! The pan-European STOXX 600 index, that fickle creature, has decided to rebound, rising from the depths of despair it had plunged into, reaching its nadir in nearly 18 months. Thanks to the whims of U.S. President Donald Trump, who, in a fit of tariff-induced frenzy, imposed “reciprocal” tariffs on various nations, only to later suspend some of those very levies, we witnessed a chaotic ballet of market movements, erasing trillions of dollars as if they were mere autumn leaves. But fear not! European stocks, in a show of resilience, gained between 0.3% and 0.7% across regional indexes, with Germany, Spain, France, and the UK basking in their strongest one-day gains since the halcyon days of 2022. 🎉

Okay, so Grayscale, which sounds like a really boring paint color, 🎨 but is actually a big deal in the crypto world, has released their list of “maybe we’ll invest in these, maybe we won’t” altcoins. Basically, it’s like their version of window shopping, except with digital money. 💰

Rumor has it that our cheeky second-biggest cryptocurrency might just stage a relief rally. It’s inching close to that magical demand zone which, in the past, has been a smorgasbord for bargain hunters. As if ETH is winking at us, saying, “I’m undervalued—buy me now!” 🙃

“I think Bitcoin will be over $250,000 by the end of this year or next year.”

These claims, as if plucked from the pages of a sensationalist novel, emerged following the astute observations of the blockchain intelligence platform Arkham. They pointed a finger at a wallet purportedly associated with WLFI, suggesting it had engaged in a rather unseemly act of dumping ETH during a momentary price dip to $1,465. One can only imagine the scene: a digital marketplace bustling with traders, their eyes wide with anticipation, as the price fluctuates like a nervous heart.

Traders, like anxious theater-goers, are glued to their seats, eager to see how the plot thickens! The expiration of these contracts has the power to sway the short-term trends, much like a well-placed slapstick routine. Examine the put-to-call ratios and maximum pain points; they might just unveil the mysteries of traders’ expectations and potential market paths! 🤔

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, in a stroke of legislative genius (or perhaps desperation), has signed the Investment and Securities Act (ISA) 2025 into law. This groundbreaking move categorizes virtual assets and investment contracts as securities, effectively turning Nigeria into the digital finance leader of Africa. Who would have thought? 🏛️📜