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After weathering the tempestuous market volatility that has so kindly rocked our fragile hearts, ADA has—almost heroically, if I may add—carved out a base of support. It’s beginning to show signs of life, with rising lows and increased buying interest. Of course, nothing is certain in this cruel game, but it certainly gives one the faintest glimmer of hope. Perhaps the bulls have finally come to their senses? Or maybe they’ve just had too much of the endless doom and gloom? Only time will tell… ⏳

As of 4:50 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, Apr. 15, the global crypto market capitalization had shrunk by 1.07% to $2.65 trillion. Bitcoin, the poster child of digital currencies, gave up approximately 0.8% after briefly flirting with $86,450 earlier in the day. Ethereum (ETH) followed suit, slipping 1.16%, while Cardano (ADA) decided to take a nosedive, falling 2.64% against the U.S. dollar. Because why not make it a competition?

The mastermind behind this scheme, Michael Ashton, is under the delusion that this newfangled asset will somehow protect your purchasing power by reducing your exposure to inflation risk. One can only hope the rest of the stablecoin market, teeming with competition, doesn’t find its niche too quickly and squash this ambitious project.

Now, MG Stover’s seasoned crew is onboard with Securitize Fund Services (SFS), bringing their skills to help boost the company’s top-tier institutional offerings. This means more power, more growth, more everything. Who wouldn’t want that? 🌱

For five long weeks, Bitcoin’s price has held steady at around $83,000, like an old man reminiscing about his glory days. This relative stability could signal Bitcoin’s transition into maturity—perhaps even a *grown-up* asset. Meanwhile, the likes of S&P 500 companies have tumbled by 40% or more from their peaks, but Bitcoin? Its most significant stumble in 2025 was a modest 32%. Yet, let’s not kid ourselves: Bitcoin’s underperformance has left many “digital gold” enthusiasts weeping into their portfolios. Gold, in all its glory, surged by 23% in 2025, reaching a stratospheric $3,245 by April 11. Oh, and by the way, Bitcoin might’ve outpaced the S&P 500 by a dazzling 4% over the past 30 days. 🎉

So here’s the lay of the slightly wobbly land: XRP is striding ahead, gladiator-style, with not one, not two, but ten ETF filings. Picture that—ten arrows in the ETF quiver, all aiming for the lucrative boar marked “Approval.” Solana, meanwhile, is panting along in second place with five filings, which, let’s face it, is still five more than “Obscure Coin #4432.”

If this upward trajectory persists, BTC might soon test resistances near $88,000, with $90,000 as its next conquest. But, as always, the specter of Trump’s trade tariffs looms like a dark cloud over this digital carnival, threatening to rain on the parade and send BTC tumbling back to the $81,000 support zone. 🌧️

This move is like Sui just got invited to the coolest party in crypto town, where Bitcoin’s legendary security and a whopping $1.5 trillion liquidity pool are the main attractions. The crypto community is buzzing like a bee on caffeine, and honestly, who can blame them? It’s like watching your favorite sitcom get renewed for another season! 🎬

Our good comrades at BeInCrypto have peered into their digital samovar to divine two additional meme coins you might eye, assuming you’re still licking wounds from recent escapades in speculative acrobatics.

According to Svenson, this RSI has been strangled by a resistance trendline since January. If you’re not familiar, that means the RSI has spent most of 2024 climbing a wall higher than the one between you and your neighbor’s Wi-Fi. But, he claims, this infamous trendline is about to crack. “Five days until full confirmation,” Svenson wrote, as though the RSI were a soufflé, and he’s waiting with an oven mitt, poised for greatness.