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On the 13th of January, no less, XRP’s 23-day simple moving average sashayed above the 50-day, as one can plainly see on the TradingView chart. A golden cross, you say? Why, it’s the first since the tail end of 2025! For those not au fait with such technical trifles, this bullish crossover-with its rather ostentatious “golden” moniker-typically heralds a trend shift, particularly when accompanied by rising volumes or a juicy narrative. 🕵️♂️

Through a series of missives upon the platform known as X (a modern form of correspondence, I gather), Mr. Bird posits that a ‘decisive move’ is nigh, likely before the week is out. Should this move be upward, he predicts a swift advance towards the ambitious target of $2.69, a sum which, he assures us, will herald the arrival of a ‘bull run’. One almost feels a sense of expectation… or is that merely Mr. Bird’s enthusiasm?

Back in 2021, demand was a measly 236,000 BTC, less than the 330,000 supplied. Fast forward to 2024, and institutions are hoarding 913,000 BTC while miners are like, “Uh, we only made 218,000.” Miners: 0, Institutions: 1. ⚽

Now, the rumor mill suggests that MemeMax-a perpetuals decentralized exchange built atop this Layer 1 blockchain-might soon burst forth into the world like an overeager debutante at her first ball. This, naturally, could send M’s price soaring like a startled pheasant 🦅. And let’s not forget the 100% fee buyback program during the pre-launch phase-because nothing says “trust us” like promising to buy back your own fees like a chap desperately trying to return a regrettable hat purchase.

Summary

ETH/BTC acts like a market rotation gauge, a sly oracle in the backroom of finance. When it rises, Ethereum outperforms Bitcoin, and capital begins to mosey toward the altcoins. Right now, ETH/BTC isn’t leaping to the moon, but it is grinding upward-a prelude to acceleration if resistance yields. The question: can this strength endure long enough to spark a larger change in risk appetite, especially if Bitcoin remains stoic and refuses to siphon liquidity back into BTC-only plots? 🤔🪙

Bitcoin ETFs have raked in a fabulous $100.18 million net inflow, marking four days of gains. And the big winner? Blackrock’s IBIT, which basically said “hold my drink” and snagged a whopping $315.79 million in fresh capital. Grayscale’s BTC product took a baby step with $6.74 million, while Valkyrie’s BRRR added a cheeky $2.96 million. Not bad for a day’s work!

The Republic of Moldova prepares its first comprehensive cryptocurrency law by the end of 2026, aligning with the European Union’s Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) framework, as Finance Minister Andrian Gavrilita publicly confesses. On TVR Moldova, he speaks with the measured tone of a man who knows the fog will not lift by shouting, but perhaps by drafting rules that let people hold and trade digital currencies. “We have the responsibility to regulate them,” he says, “and you cannot prohibit cryptocurrencies-this is our engagement with the European Union.” 😂🤝

Behold the monthly chart! XRP, like a lovesick fool, hath kissed the midline of the Bollinger band, that 20-month moving average (0.00001988 BTC) now a sly fox in the shadows. Should it leap to the top band (0.00003343 BTC), a 55% gain awaits-a feat unseen since summer 2023, when the market’s court jester held court. 🦊

Justin Bons, founder of CyberCapital (a name that sounds like a 19th-century opera), warned that Bitcoin’s (BTC) security model might collapse within a decade. How thrilling! As mining rewards dwindle, he claims, attacks could become as profitable as a well-timed punchline. 🥁