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On‑chain chronicles reveal that the perpetrator, a lone wolf with an address beginning with 0x1a35…6231, wrestled the mighty Thena (THE) token supply cap with the patience of a prisoner shepherding his own herd. Over nine months, he accumulated a staggering 84 % of the 14.5 million token reserve, gathering the capital required for a horror show.
Les portefeuilles détenant entre 10 et 10 000 BTC ont fait volte-face, passant des vendeurs désespérés aux acheteurs fous, comme un combleur de trous de bourse.
Right. So. Michael Saylor has once again emerged from whatever cryptocurrency cave he lives in to remind us all that he is absolutely, catastrophically, irreversibly in love with Bitcoin. And somehow, impossibly, I find myself related to this man on a spiritual level because I too know what it’s like to have a consumption habit that alarms all my friends and family.
Apparently, the Coinbase Premium Gap, which is basically the crypto equivalent of comparing your Uber fare to your friend’s, has flipped positive. This means US traders are buying Bitcoin like it’s going out of style, or at least like it’s not going to crash again tomorrow. For 10 weeks, it was negative, which is crypto-speak for “Americans were selling Bitcoin like it was a timeshare in the desert.” Now it’s positive, so maybe they’re finally done panic-selling. Or maybe they just forgot their passwords.
The 11-product buffet raked in over $767 million from March 9-13, per SosoValue. Presumably, they’re charging extra for the “institutional-grade” vibe.
At the time of writing, XRP was up 1.02%-a modest triumph-reaching $1.41, and 3.76% higher for the week. It’s now on its fourth day of rising, like a stubborn little plant pushing through concrete, reaching the upper echelons of its recent trading range.
But fear not, dear followers. This crash isn’t a disaster-it’s a Black Friday for Bitcoin. Just wait until the market’s so down it’s practically in the negatives, then Kiyosaki says, “Go on, buy it! It’s so 2008.”
In a chat with the Wall Street wizards at Morgan Stanley, Druckenmiller-who’s seen more balance sheets than a librarian sees books-proclaimed that blockchain and stablecoins are “incredibly useful in terms of productivity.” Which, let’s be honest, is about as surprising as a wizard saying magic is handy. He’s betting the farm (or at least a very large hedge fund) that stablecoins will be the backbone of the US payment system in 10 to 15 years. Bold words from a man who once closed a $12 billion hedge fund because, well, why not?
Enter Javon Marks, a crypto soothsayer, who dares to predict the future by gazing into the rearview mirror of past cycles. Ah, the folly of patterns! He claims Dogecoin has a penchant for dramatic recoveries, though its 500% surge in 2024 was but a yawn compared to the fireworks expected. Instead, he declares, we are in a “stagnation period,” a phrase as dull as the coin’s current trajectory. Fear not, for by 2026, he assures us, Dogecoin will awaken from its slumber, rallying a breathtaking 750% to $0.739. And why stop there? $1.25, $1.80-the sky is not even the limit; it is but a stepping stone to the absurd.
Milestones were etched in the sand by lesser men, but here we find Millennium Management, a name that sounds like a cult but behaves like a fund, squirreling away $23 million in XRP ETFs. Citadel Advisors, meanwhile, tossed in $4.5 million-enough to make a splash in a kiddie pool, but a mere drizzle in crypto’s monsoon.
