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The records from Token Terminal, those indifferent chroniclers of our era, attest that AAVE borrowers have, in their relentless pursuit, paid over $1 billion in interest on Ethereum. This staggering figure, though draped in the garb of progress, is a grim reminder of the burdens shouldered by those who dare to challenge the system—a system as inscrutable and capricious as fate itself.
Ah, how familiar this scene is – just as we once lined up for our daily rations in the camps, now users queue digitally to feed their crypto wallets through these new “convenient” systems. Worldpay, like a well-fed camp guard, stands watch over these transactions. One might say they’ve made the crypto gulag more… comfortable. 😏
Oy vey! The Pi Network price has tanked faster than a lead zeppelin, leaving our poor pioneers crying into their digital wallets. Six years they toiled, mining this here coin, and for what? It’s trading at a measly $0.5873, a far cry from the glory days of $3. But hold your horses! Before you sell your virtual farm, maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance this ain’t chopped liver. Key metrics and potential news? Could this be a golden opportunity or a schmuck’s gamble? 🤔
Earlier this year, China shook things up with their oh-so-cheap DeepSeek AI, grabbing global attention like it’s handing out free samples at a deli. Now, the geniuses at Team DeepSeek have paired up with Tsinghua University to transform their creation into an all-knowing cranky contraption that fixes itself. Really, who needs humans anymore?
On Monday, the firm reported that bitcoin, the digital gold that’s supposed to be immune to such nonsense, initially shrugged off last week’s equity market chaos. But then, during early Asian trading hours, it decided to join the party by nosediving 7% to $74,500. Over $800 million in bitcoin and ethereum derivatives positions were liquidated faster than you can say “economic apocalypse.” QCP Capital noted that bitcoin’s implied volatility shot up to a heart-stopping 85%, while ethereum’s hit a jaw-dropping 130%. Clearly, everyone was hedging like their lives depended on it. 🎢
Via post on Truth he said:
The network’s computational prowess has reached an astonishing 1 Zetahash per second (ZH/s) — a feat worthy of a grand celebration, complete with tea and crumpets, as it marks a rather remarkable chapter in Bitcoin’s storied existence.
Like a startled jackrabbit in a thunderstorm, SOL done jumped off that $100 cliff it’d been perched on since last February. Them city slickers in their fancy suits are blaming it on some fella named Trump and his tariff hullabaloo. Lord almighty, ain’t that just the way? 🤠
Alright, listen up. XRP somehow shot up to $2 on Binance after Walter Bloomberg—yeah, that guy on his trendy X account—got everyone buzzing about the White House considering a 90-day tariff pause. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, guess reality had other plans.
He examines the pages of bygone cycles and sees that after a dip toward our harsh 2024 peaks, around the imposing $72,000 threshold, Bitcoin could suddenly leap upward. It’s as if we’re waiting for a winter that refuses to end—only to be startled by a springtime avalanche shaking the trees.