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Ethereum’s fees and DApp activity have surged, leaving Tron and Solana in the dust. 🏃‍♂️💨

At present, our feathered friend is sashaying within a corrective channel-picture a drunken sailor trying to find his footing-yet beneath this chaos, hidden bullish divergence flickers like a candle in the dark. The price continues its slow, mournful descent, yet support around $0.028 is holding firm, as stubborn as a peasant refusing to sell his last loaf of bread. The indicators-RSI in a downward spiral and MACD curving up as if pushing aside cobwebs-are hinting that an uprising might be near. Oh, the suspense! 😏

Oh, the things we do for the mainstream! Crypto platforms have been trying for *years* to get a regular crowd to pay attention, but with limited success. But now, with BONK.fun’s grand plan, we can expect the masses to come flocking, I’m sure. Let’s all cheer for the brave souls at BONK.fun, as they partner with Kick to bring crypto entertainment to the unwashed masses. 🚀

Now, some ‘experts’ (or so they call themselves) are saying, ‘Hey, Solana might pull back, maybe go down a little.’ Yeah, no kidding. It’s like them telling you not to eat the last slice of pizza-thanks for the news flash! The market’s all volatile, like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk, and everyone’s holding their breath-waiting for that next big move, or collapse, whichever comes first.

On September 2, the board of Yunfeng Financial Group Limited, after much deliberation and perhaps a few cups of strong tea, approved the allocation of $44 million from its internal cash reserves to acquire Ethereum (ETH) on the open market. The purchase, swift as a schooner in the wind, has already been executed.

On the fateful day of September 2nd, Saylor, with the flourish of a magician revealing a rabbit from a hat, announced that Strategy’s annual dividend rate had leaped from 9.0% to a dazzling 10.0%. A mere percentage point, you say? Nay! In the world of finance, this is the equivalent of a peasant becoming a prince overnight. Investor confidence, already plump, swelled like a well-fed goose. 🦢💸

Remember when Solana’s decentralized exchanges were buzzing like a beehive on Red Bull? Well, those days seem as distant as a dial-up internet connection. Crypto Rover (yes, that’s a real name, apparently) notes that daily volumes have dropped faster than my enthusiasm for a Monday morning. 📉 The charts look like they’ve been on a crash diet, with unique trader counts thinner than a supermodel’s patience. What does this mean? Well, fewer traders mean less liquidity, which in turn means volatility could spike faster than my blood pressure at airport security. 🚨

Stellar Lumens (XLM), that perennial flirt with the markets, extended its recent rally over the past 24 hours, climbing 3% as buyers absorbed heightened selling pressure and pushed the token into fresh resistance levels. Between Sept. 1 at 15:00 UTC and Sept. 2 at 14:00 UTC, XLM advanced from $0.36 to $0.36, with volatility of 5% underscoring active participation-though one might call it a mere dance of chaos. 🕺🌀

Bitfinex analysts shared these insights exclusively with BeInCrypto. None of this commentary directly constitutes financial advice.

JUST IN: 🚨 Jack Ma’s (Alibaba founder) Yunfeng Financial Group Limited buys 10,000 ETH as “reserve asset.”