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Ah, Ray Dalio, the sage of fiscal sagacity, took to social media platform X (formerly Twitter, because apparently even social media needs a rebrand these days) on Sept. 2 to clarify a kerfuffle involving the Financial Times. It seems they had butchered his interview like a bad haircut, omitting key bits of wisdom. Not one to let such editorial shenanigans slide, Dalio published the full exchange himself, lest the public be deprived of his musings on the dollar’s vulnerabilities. And oh, what vulnerabilities they are!

The event will unite policymakers, financial institutions, and technology leaders as the central bank signals its growing interest in digital assets and the next generation of payment systems. A true spectacle of modernity, where the old guard meets the wild west of finance. 🧠

The prelude to this grand event was marked by a dramatic 34% plunge on Binance Futures, where LINEA tumbled from $0.08 to $0.052 on September 1. Ah, the fickle heart of the market! Traders, ever cautious, braced themselves for the token generation event (TGE), their wallets clutched tightly like a miser’s purse. 💼💨

Ripple, that elusive specter known as XRP, has tested its fragile courage yet again, approaching that hallowed support line at $2.81-a level that has historically proven to be both friend and foe, a siren calling traders to either safety or doom.

A mere $300 million flees the Ethereum ETFs, a trifle, a sneeze in the grand bazaar of finance-just 1.3% of the treasure hoarded. 🏛️💨

NEAR Intents, that open-source contrivance beloved by tech enthusiasts, now boasts support for over 115 tokens-tokens like so many grains of sand in the vast desert, jostling for attention. Nearly two million swaps dance across the chains, each one a testament to human hubris and technological ambition. All this work, built upon NEAR’s formidable infrastructure, as if to say, “Look at us! We are the masters of the universe.”

Expect no shortage of intriguing panel discussions on how the tired old world of traditional finance is reluctantly shaking hands with the rebellious upstart, decentralized finance. Throw in some spicy talk about stablecoins (they’re *not* just for crypto nerds, you know) and you’ll be wondering if this is a conference or a *revolution*. 📈💸

Now, the price has been putting on its best bouncer’s hat, springing up from the $2.80 mark like a cat startled by a cucumber, and the gentlemen analysts have their monocles focused on a dazzling leap to $5. That’s right, a bona fide breakout from the bull flag pattern, if the stars – or rather the candlesticks – align.

In a move so bold, it could only be described as a theatrical revolution, the U.S. regulators SEC and CFTC issued a joint statement declaring that current laws do not prevent exchanges from listing certain spot crypto trading. How delightfully daring! 🎉

Over in Asia, the air grew thick with debate, as heavy and oppressive as a summer fog. China, ever the tightrope walker, faced a dilemma: how to promote the yuan without loosening its iron grip on capital controls? Hong Kong, that scrappy little harbor city, offered a compromise-a new licensing regime that kicked in on August 1. A middle ground, perhaps, but one that smelled faintly of desperation and hope.