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Why? Because testing ideas in the “concept” phase is so 2024. Now, it’s all about putting theory to practice. This isn’t a test run at a local tech startup hackathon-no, no, Malaysia is rolling up its sleeves with some serious, live pilots.
Enter Aditya Palepu, the ringmaster-“I mean founder”-of DEX Labs and chief architect behind the grand circus that is DerivaDEX. He’s convinced this invisible tug-of-war is the dragon DeFi needs to slay to win the hearts of the Wall Street giants.
The billionaire prodigy, who clearly has never been bribed by a bag of Bitcoin, has once again amplified his love for ZKSync, a project that somehow manages to sound both cutting-edge and suspiciously like a tech startup’s buzzword bingo card. ZK-rollups, he insists, are the future-because nothing says “revolutionary” like reducing gas fees and speeding up transactions. 🚀
Pray tell, what folly is this? Europe’s crypto scene, once a mere sideshow, now doth rival the grandeur of Versailles! The UK, ever the trendsetter, hath embraced Bitpanda with open arms-and wallets. On All Hallows’ Eve, no less, Bitpanda proclaimed its dominion over the British Isles, touting the realm’s most opulent crypto feast. 🧙♂️🎉
The Halliday integration, a digital Swiss Army knife, now lets users leap onto Tron in under 60 seconds. A triumph for efficiency-or a cry for help? Only time will tell. ⏱️
“FTX bankrupt? Never!” doth this Bankman-Fried declare, as writ upon a digital scroll displayed for all to see. He propounds a grand defense, echoing pronouncements made in recent parleys with the folks at @amuse, where he sang a similar tune. He protesteth that the coffers of FTX were, even at the darkest hour, heavier with assets than burdened by debts – and that every customer stood to be made whole by late November of that calamitous year, 2022.
Under the “Special Regime for Asset Update and Regularization” (because nothing says “I’m serious” like a 12-word acronym), you can now declare your crypto holdings by paying 15% tax and 15% fine. Because nothing says “we trust you” like a 30% slap on your digital assets. 🧢
As of Saturday, Nov. 1, Pi Coin (PI) stood at a modest $0.25. Alas, the rally did lose a bit of its steam, but fear not! The experts, armed with their trusty charts, assure us that the price still has room to grow this November, even with the unlocking of a colossal 125 million tokens. Oh, how thrilling! 😏
If a total newbie to crypto can’t sum up your project after marinating in your chatter for a week, you didn’t market it-you just threw it a pity party. Web3’s been ditching crystal-clear products for personality parades forever, pouring cash into glittery tours, vibe-fests, and social catfights. Meanwhile, the good stuff-like docs, onboarding, education, and actual usefulness? Languishing in the corner like forgotten leftovers. 😂
Ali Martinez, the crypto soothsayer, says that $0.18 support level is just about the last lifeline. If DOGE manages to hold it, maybe, just maybe, we’ll see the world’s most meme-worthy coin bounce back to $0.26 or even $0.33. Or it could just, you know, drown quietly like my hopes after a failed diet. Anyway, the chart is screaming ‘look out!’-mounting selling pressure, a Death Cross that sounds like a heavy metal band, but in reality means the 50-day EMA fell below the 200-day EMA. That’s crypto speak for “things are bad, folks.”