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With a flourish, Grayscale has submitted its petition to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to transform its existing Chainlink Trust into a spot exchange-traded fund. The transformation, should it be blessed by the SEC, would allow the ETF to trade on NYSE Arca under the charming ticker GLNK, as per a Monday S-1 registration statement.

The recent drop from Bitcoin’s all-time highs has failed to dampen the spirits of the derivative markets on Binance – the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange. This, dear reader, is a key indicator of Bitcoin’s growing influence in global finance, as its futures contracts on Binance have surged to levels never before seen. How quaint, a digital asset usurping traditional markets. 👀

Somnia [SOMI] has shot up 316% from its September 4th low of $0.38. That’s like turning a lemonade stand into a Fortune 500 company in a week. This wild ride kicked off after SOMI got listed on Binance, Bybit, and Bitget – the crypto equivalent of hitting the big leagues. 🏆

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By Shayan (whoever he is; likely someone with far too much time on his hands).

The grand chorus of Galaxy Digital, Jump Crypto, and Multicoin Capital led this banquet of capital. Even C/M Capital Partners, a major shareholder, threw its lot into the fiery furnace. All to birth a Solana treasury strategy, as if planting a tree in the digital desert, hoping for shade someday.

So, Ethereum is basically a tightrope walker right now, and the safety net is looking a bit frayed. If the bulls can’t hold the line, we’re in for a wild ride. 🪜

Backpack Exchange, with its grand vision and unwavering resolve, is now paving the way for a new dawn in the world of crypto derivatives. It’s not just about trading anymore; it’s about revolutionizing the very fabric of how we perceive financial freedom. 🌈🌐

Now, the on-chain data whispers (or rather, shouts in a loud, drunken voice) that those weak weeks might be over. The big fish-or should we say, whales-have started splashing their cash around. But, as usual, the smaller fry are selling like there’s no tomorrow, keeping the breakout as tidy as a goblin’s accounting. 🤑

Launched in September 2024, World Liberty Financial was brought forth into this world by the industrious Messrs. Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and the young Barron Trump. On the first of September, their WLFI token made its debut. A most fortuitous deal in August with Alt5 Sigma, a firm of some repute in Las Vegas, bestowed upon the family a sum of $670 million through token sales and share swaps. A windfall, indeed! 🌟