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In a recent chat, Matt Hougan couldn’t help but marvel at Bitcoin’s glow-up. Remember 2020, when the crypto world was in shambles, and Bitcoin was practically begging for spare change below $5,000? Yeah, those days are long gone. Now, it’s strutting around like a Wall Street tycoon, thanks to its new BFFs: institutional investors. Hougan’s betting that once the market’s tantrum subsides, Bitcoin might just moonwalk its way to new highs. 🌕

This appointment, as firm as a handshake by the finance ministry and noted in Bloomberg on 7 April, tells a story of ambition: Pakistan is staking its claim in the vast, sometimes lawless, but undeniably exciting global crypto plain. It might be the dawn of a new era or just another twist on an old road.

On Sunday, CoinDesk discussed the possibility of pronounced downside volatility in risk assets due to a potential unwinding of the Treasury market arbitrage bets, a dynamic that catalyzed the 2020 crash. Because, you know, history loves to repeat itself when you least expect it.

Now, don’t get too excited! While the Bitcoin treasure chest is still worth more than it cost—around $40.61 billion—there’s a little hiccup. The market’s taken a nosedive, and suddenly, the firm’s financial flexibility looks about as stable as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest! 🤪 Bitcoin’s value is currently about 12% below what they paid. Ouch!

Picture this: They’re selling their Ethereum faster than Mar-a-Lago’s kitchen staff during a health inspection. The project just dumped 5,471 ETH at a price that would make even a garage sale look profitable. It’s like watching someone try to return a wedding dress after the divorce – desperately taking whatever they can get. 👰‍♂️💔

So, Don’t let excitement fool you—regulation is lurking, just waiting to bring all that innovation crashing down like a poorly timed punchline. 🎤

The grand titan of public Bitcoin holdings decided not to seize the moment between March 31 and April 6, even as the price of BTC dipped below $80,000, then soared to $87,000 midweek, only to slump again. Some might call this prudence; others might consider it an odd tea-time break during a most dramatic war scene. 🤔

With fresh catalysts like Trump’s crypto strategic reserve and the tantalizing prospect of altcoin ETFs under SEC review, the question arises: Is $100 a realistic target for Dogecoin, or are we merely chasing a mirage in the desert of financial folly? 🌵

Severino, armed with the arcane knowledge of Elliott Wave theory, paints a picture of Bitcoin’s price trajectory as a tragic epic. The cryptocurrency’s journey, he claims, is far from over. The recent decline to $74,000 is but the opening act of a broader ABC corrective pattern, destined to drag Bitcoin down to its final nadir. 📜💔

Amid the “Is this depressing enough for you?” market sentiment, our humble XLM price prediction has become the talk of the town—right between gossip about Karen’s cats and the fact that nobody invited Dave to happy hour. Apparently, expert technical analysis claims our little token is playing a game of “how low can you go?” within a falling wedge pattern. Not the most exciting game night ever, huh? 😅