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The first act in this financial drama saw a modest 75,000,000 XLM, worth a princely $17,570,556, glide from one anonymous wallet to another, like a shy dancer at a ball. The second, a bolder move, involved 80,000,000 XLM, valued at $18,797,215, strutting its stuff across the blockchain stage. And then, the grand finale: a staggering 90,000,000 XLM, worth over $21 million, was sent to the dreaded dead wallets—those cryptic voids where coins go to vanish. 🎭💰

BeInCrypto, ever the nosy neighbor, is here to help you figure out if this AI-meme madness is worth your hard-earned cash or just another crypto circus. 🎪

Bitcoin, that capricious darling of the crypto world, is currently lounging about 21% below its all-time high. But fear not, dear hodlers, for Rekt Capital assures us that this is merely a blip. A blip, mind you, in the grand scheme of things. “This is a blip within that banana zone that’s going to see us go higher into an additional uptrend continuation,” he declares, as if he’s narrating a particularly dramatic episode of a soap opera.

At the prestigious Paris Blockchain Week (yes, it’s a thing), DeRosario spoke to crypto.news, lamenting how current streaming services fail to deliver fair compensation to artists. Oh, and by the way, they’re also too busy courting record labels to bother with the musicians who actually create the music. Shocking, I know.

At the time of writing, ADA was down 4.7% in the last 24 hours, chilling at $0.606. If today ends in losses, it’ll be its fourth straight day of dropping. Honestly, ADA, are you okay? Do you need a hug? Or maybe just a strong coffee? ☕

With a flourish, Nvidia has announced its grand design to support the presidential push for domestic production, as if to say, “Fear not, dear citizens, for we shall manufacture our chips right here, in the land of the free and the home of the brave!” The company, in a press release that could rival a Shakespearean soliloquy, revealed its plans to commandeer over a million square feet of manufacturing space in Arizona and Texas, where the Blackwell chips will be born amidst the cacti and cowboy hats.

With a bullish chart ensemble and an air of ETF enthusiasm, we find ourselves gazing eagerly at the tantalizing $150 — and perhaps even the lofty heights of $200! My word!

Data from IntoTheBlock reveals a staggering surge of over 120% in large holder inflows for SHIB over the last thirty days, with a cheeky 26% spike in just a week. What are these leviathans up to? Hoarding, it seems, as they prepare for a price rally. But lo and behold, the outflow metric has increased even more—by over 150% during the same stretch. It leaves one to ponder if our aquatic friends are merely shuffling their treasures between wallets like kids trading stickers rather than exiting the market entirely. As for the price itself, it’s clinging to its fate, still wobbling in uncertain waters.

The 31st quarterly $BNB token burn has been completed directly on BNB Smart Chain (BSC).

The speculation gained traction after ProShares updated its application for an XRP ETF based on futures contracts and swap arrangements. (Swap arrangements? Sounds kinky. And vaguely illegal. But mostly kinky.)