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Ki Young Ju, the CEO of CryptoQuant, took to Twitter to share this rather spectacular tidbit of information. Between 2009 and 2024, Bitcoin managed to pull in a humble $435 billion. But, in the short span of a mere 1.5 years, from 2024 to 2025, the number skyrocketed to $625 billion. It’s almost as if Bitcoin’s a teenager that spent 15 years awkwardly growing up and suddenly discovered its entrepreneurial spirit.

So, here’s the thing: crypto ETFs had a *stellar* week. Like, it was *unreal*. Bitcoin and Ether ETFs both made big moves, closing deep in the green. Apparently, fresh capital flooded in like a tidal wave, with Bitcoin ETFs raking in $2.34 billion, and Ether ETFs trying to catch up with $638 million. What a time to be alive! 😏

The feature, in its boundless generosity, allows users to drop this link into any conversation-be it text, DM, or the whispered secrets of the digital age. How quaint! As if the very act of sharing a link could not be more revolutionary than the printing press itself. 📩

Weekend crypto markets were chill, which sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry, but apparently, it’s good for business. Bitcoin’s smashing past $116,000 (because of course it is), and BNB is riding that wave, smashing new highs like a kid with a sledgehammer at a piñata party. Add in some big banks acting like they suddenly care about crypto, and voilà-momentum! Everyone’s pretending they *planned* for this.

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Word on the street is Kaito InfoFi’s gKAITO upgrade is coming soon. 🛠️ They say it’ll improve user engagement, but let’s see if it’s more than just lipstick on a pig. Meanwhile, Hyperliquid’s planning to let stablecoins play nice with 200k HYPE staking. 💰 More liquidity? Sure, but will it attract more than just flies to the honey?

On the Monday following these events, the virtuous company dispatched an on-chain entreaty directly unto the rogue. They most earnestly entreated the scoundrel to restore the purloined treasures, warning that the proffered bounty would remain available for no more than thirty days, diminishing in worth as the seven-day mark passed-perhaps to encourage rapid repentance, or simply to preserve their own patience from being thoroughly tested.

Strategy’s vault now holds a staggering $73.49 billion worth of bitcoin. To put that in perspective, that’s enough to buy… well, a whole lot of imaginary internet money! After teasing the crowd on Sunday like a magician revealing the bunny, Strategy’s head honcho Michael Saylor proudly declared, “We bagged 525 more BTC for a cool $60.2 million at $114,562 per coin. And boy, oh boy, our BTC yield is a juicy 25.9% YTD for 2025!” He dropped that mic over on X, probably while bragging at a party. As of 9/14/2025, these crypto crusaders are hoarding 638,985 BTC, paid for at $47.23 billion, averaging about $73,913 per Bitcoin. Somebody’s definitely playing Monopoly with real money!

CantoneseCat, recording just before the weekly close (because drama loves a deadline), says DOGE is having a steady, methodical rebuild. No headline-driven spikes here, just a slow burn like Bridget’s romance with Mark Darcy. “I’m bullish on Dogecoin,” he purrs. “There’s nothing I’m too bearish about.” Except maybe the state of my love life, but that’s another story. 💔

This wasn’t your average Sunday afternoon bake-off, mind you. The race was fiercer than a Black Friday sale, with bigwigs like Paxos, Frax Finance, and Ethena throwing their hats into the ring. But Native Markets? They didn’t just win-they *sprinted* across the finish line with over 70% of the validator votes. Talk about a landslide! 🏆