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Marie-Anne Barbat-Layani, head of France’s financial watchdog, is leading the charge with a very “we know what’s best for you” attitude. Her mission? To hand over all the regulatory power to the European Securities and Markets Authority (ESMA), which, conveniently, is based in Paris. Hmm, what a surprise. 😏

Now, the million-dollar question-or billion-dollar, really-is: do you just hold onto XRP yourself like some crypto hoarder, or do you put your shiny coins into the ETF? Two analysts, Jake Claver and Paul Barron, chatted about this like it’s the latest episode of a daytime talk show. Here’s the gist:

My dear, this little escapade highlights the *increasingly dramatic* use of cryptocurrency in sanctioned states. It comes hot on the heels of the US Justice Department’s own little heist, snatching $584,741 in USDT from an Iranian national tied to the IRGC’s drone program. Oh, the *intrigue*! 🕵️♂️

Launched with all the fanfare of a Broadway opening (minus the jazz hands), their mission is simple: back candidates who believe in innovation, digital assets, and keeping the U.S. at the forefront of entrepreneurship rather than last in line googling “What’s a blockchain again?”

“The only way out is through. We’ll get this over with as quickly as possible. What’s critical is building an aligned shareholder base.”

In the hallowed halls of X (formerly the realm of birdsong), chart sorcerers have proclaimed that FLOKI clings to its trendline support with the precision of a tailor measuring a nobleman’s waistline. Last week’s Fair Value Gap (FVG) fill, confirmed by a doji candle-a tiny, indecisive soul-and the Order Block (OB) zone, steadfast as a grandmother’s advice, have given the bulls a stage to prance upon. This, my friends, is a ballet of discipline, where buyers defend their turf with the fervor of a man protecting his last slice of bread. 🕺🍞

Ethereum, always the shiny jewel of the altcoin world, is not just climbing but practically defying gravity as it inches ever closer to the $4,700 mark. As this digital currency dances its bullish waltz, Bitmine is caught in a frenzy of buying that would put the most enthusiastic of investors to shame. This tech treasury titan isn’t merely dipping its toes; it’s diving headfirst into the deep end of Ethereum with piles of cash. 🤑

Selling pressure is very much real, like a hangover after a crypto-fueled bender. But charts? They’re still whispering sweet nothings about a rally that’s not ready to quit. 🤓

Ah, profit-takers, the devious little gremlins in our financial story! Their mischievous antics are increasing selling pressure faster than a cat runs from a bath, with sell volume now outstripping buy volume. If this continues, we might as well start planning for a drop down to the ominous $0.0077 support. 😱

Our gallant leader, CEO Vlad Tenev-bless him!-proclaimed with all the fervor of a passionate poet: “For decades, wealthy individuals and their elite institutions have thrived in clandestine and murky waters, while the humble retail investor has remained unjustly shackled on the shores of the great capital sea!” Behold! With a triumphant flourish of his metaphorical pen, he assures us that Robinhood Ventures will lay bare the treasures once guarded by the shiny suits of Wall Street. Money will stream like a river, or at least that’s the promise! Rivers, however, can also flood… 🏞️