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Now, Darkfost, the market’s resident superhero analyst, has some juicy on-chain gossip to share. Apparently, the Short-Term Holder (STH) whales, who were left clutching their pearls during the little price dip at the start of September, are now back in the green. Yes, you read that right-those poor whales who were underwater just a few weeks ago are back to swimming in unrealized profits. Nice recovery, fellas. We’ve seen this movie before, where tiny corrections don’t last long and Bitcoin bounces back with a vengeance. Cue the dramatic music 🎬.

According to the fine folks at LookOnChain, this whale, who clearly has a taste for the finer things in life, deposited a whopping $17.4 million USDC through three wallets. This, of course, allowed them to scoop up HYPE tokens at a modest average price of $8.68. No biggie, right?

Initially, the SEC extended its review to consider public comments-a democratic gesture, no doubt! If approved on Thursday, Rex Shares-Osprey shall claim the crown as the first DOGE ETF. A triumph most glorious, or a farce most grand? Only time shall tell! 🌟

According to some numbers from CryptoQuant (who always seem to know what’s going on when no one else does), this isn’t the first time it’s happened. In fact, this is the first spike since June. What does that mean? Well, let’s put on our detective hats and dive into what this all could mean for the market. It might be more fun than a game of bingo with your great aunt!

Tom Lee, a man with a voice that carries like a canyon echo and a Bitcoin treasury larger than most small nations, has declared war on caution. “Bitcoin and Ethereum,” he proclaims, “could make a monster move in the next three months.” Monster, indeed. More like a grizzly with a taste for volatility.

The order, unveiled on Monday with all the fanfare of a teapot dropping into a pond, also banishes Ehrlich to a three-year sabbatical from the realm of commodities trading. He neither admitted guilt nor denied the allegations-perhaps a prudent stance, as the alternative might involve a court-mandated reading of Shakespeare’s Hamlet in iambic pentameter.

This curious tale comes courtesy of Theminermag, a quaint publication for those who delve deep into the subterranean wonders of cryptocurrency mining, chronicling the latest whispers and heralds about the grand institutions that chase the elusive bitcoin beasts.

Alright, so Morehead gets on the airwaves and drops this bomb: Solana can handle nine billion transactions a day. That’s more than all capital markets combined. So, it’s like saying Solana could do your laundry, cook your dinner, and walk your dog-all at once. But really, who’s keeping track? Solana’s definitely moving, but don’t count out the other players just yet.

Enter stage left: Senator Cynthia Lummis, who has introduced this spectacle of a bill. The premise? The U.S. government, with its infinite wisdom, is planning to acquire 1 million Bitcoin-worth a jaw-dropping $115 billion at current prices. The catch? It will be a five-year plan, so don’t expect the Fed to buy up the Bitcoin overnight. Oh, and it’s all “budget-neutral”-so no, dear taxpayer, you’re not footing this bill (or so they say). 🧐

Marie-Anne Barbat-Layani, head of France’s financial watchdog, is leading the charge with a very “we know what’s best for you” attitude. Her mission? To hand over all the regulatory power to the European Securities and Markets Authority (ESMA), which, conveniently, is based in Paris. Hmm, what a surprise. 😏