jpyxx Yet, as the winds of sentiment shift and the altcoins whisper sweet promises, some tokens are slyly stashing their treasures away, leaving exchange reserves as bare as a tailor’s holiday wallet. Could this be a portent of forthcoming grandeur? We shall see.
Last weekend, ETH, the ever-so-dramatic second-largest cryptocurrency, saw a wild spike to nearly $4,800. Could it have been the US Federal Reserve’s sweet promise to lower interest rates? Probably. But like all good things in life, it didn’t last long, and ETH corrected itself to below $4,500. But, plot twist! Once the Fed slashed interest rates, ETH soared again, hitting $4,600, before stabilizing at $4,500. Ah, the sweet cycle of volatility.
If the hype fizzles out like a flat soda, Aster might tumble back to $0.54. But hey, in this wild west of crypto, anything’s possible. 🤠
Bitcoin pulls off yet another golden cross-this time from the mysterious NVT indicator that sounds like something from a sci-fi movie.
Pour commencer, notre bon monsieur BNB a contourné l’empire des mille écus
le dix-huit septembre, frôlant un humble 1 007, avant de redescendre modestement en dessous, comme un jeune Prétendant à la cour de quelque reine miséricordieuse !
Apparently, 75 on this index is where things get official. Like, they send out invitations to the Altcoin Season party. The vibe is “increasing sentiment” and “money flowing.” Which, honestly, is a pretty good vibe. Apparently, the wise people with charts are saying it *already* started.
Now, accordin’ to Gensler, most cryptocurrencies are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine-pure speculation, no substance, just a whole lotta hot air and hopium. He reckons thousands of these tokens will go belly-up faster than a goldfish in a whiskey barrel, callin’ most of ’em downright fraudulent. But hold your horses-Bitcoin gets a free pass! Why? Because apparently, it’s the golden child that don’t fit his “securities” mold. Convenient, ain’t it? 🤠
But hold on to your hats, folks, because the real action happens after that. The blob capacity (yes, you read that right, “blob”) will double two weeks later, around December 17th, which is the digital equivalent of telling your friends, “Oh, I wasn’t done yet; let me throw more at you.” And just to make sure we don’t miss out on all the blob goodness, there will be yet another capacity bump on January 7, 2026. Because why not start the New Year with a little more blob? 🤷♂️
In a proclamation issued on a Thursday, as if the day itself were a harbinger of destiny, Ripple declared that this unholy alliance would harness the mystical powers of tokenized money market funds (TMMFs) and their own stablecoin, RLUSD. A stablecoin, mind you, in a world where stability is as rare as a virtuous man in a Tolstoy novel. 😏
The good folks at the RCMP proudly announced with the same gusto one reserves for celebrity gossip, “Behold, the largest cryptocurrency seizure in Cdn history!” – over 56 million Canadian bucks (a tidy $40.6 million), all from poor TradeOgre, which cleverly masqueraded itself as a “KYC-free” paradise. Apparently, not checking if people’s IDs match their bank statements is a big no-no in their world. 🗽✖️
