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Now, according to CoinMarketCap (because who else keeps track of crypto chaos?), XPL shot up from a humble $0.74 to a whopping $1.42 before sliding back down to $1.28 as of this writing. But hold your horses – this token’s market cap now stands at a jaw-dropping $2.17 billion! 😱 And don’t even get me started on the trading volumes, which surged by over 18,000% in a single day! That’s not a spike – it’s a full-on moon landing! 🚀

The panel of illustrious experts will regale us with their wisdom, including Jason Somensatto, director of policy at Coin Center, Andrea S. Kramer, founding member of AS Kramer Law (because apparently “law” is a full-time job), Lawrence Zlatkin, the VP of tax at Coinbase (a company that clearly knows how to play the tax game), and Annette Nellen, who chairs the Digital Assets Tax Task Force at the American Institute of CPAs-because the world definitely needs more tax task forces.

So, here’s the scoop: Google is snatching up warrants to buy a whopping 24 million shares of Cipher Mining stock. This all comes courtesy of a complex, three-way partnership that, in layman’s terms, is basically crypto miners trying to morph into AI computing superstars. 🧠💡

The star of the show is Aave’s new “hub and spoke” design, which sounds like something you’d find in a bike shop but is actually financial genius. 🛠️ The idea is to let crypto borrowing and lending markets have more custom parameters without turning liquidity into a game of Whac-A-Mole. Liquidity hubs act as central pools, while each spoke represents a different market with its own risk profile and rates. It’s like a financial buffet-pick your poison, but don’t blame Aave if you overindulge. 🍴

According to IBM’s Michael Osborne, the answer is not so simple-yet the clock doth tick with relentless precision.

Fear is in the air, thick enough to cut with a knife, but somehow, optimism clings on like a stubborn toddler at a buffet. Traders are asking, “Is this the end of the line for BTC?” while also buying more coffee and ignoring their therapist’s advice. 🏃♂️☕

Bitcoin ETFs record $241 million inflows on Sept. 24, 2025 | Source: FarsideUK

Call it the Great Leverage Massacre. Bitcoin’s plunge to $108,652 on Bitstamp wasn’t just a stumble-it was a full-on face-plant that set off a domino effect of liquidations. Over $265 million in BTC long positions got flushed faster than a Vegas buffet after a bad shrimp. 🦐💥

Sure, there’s been a stumble or two, but the mood’s as bullish as a rodeo clown. Analysts, them smarty-pants types, reckon BNB’s got the momentum of a runaway train. Darkfost, the crypto sage, points out that since August, BNB’s been breakin’ records like they’re made of balsa wood. It smashed through its old high of $793 like a bull through a fence, and hasn’t looked back. 🤠

Ah, Cardano’s ADA, once the darling of the digital realm, now teeters on the precipice of oblivion like a tightrope walker with a sudden case of vertigo. 🪜💨 Just a moon’s cycle ago, it soared above $1, only to plummet into the murky depths of despair. As the quills of fate would have it, the asset now wallows at a paltry $0.78, a 15% nosedive that would make even Icarus blush. 🦅🔻