TRON’s SunPerp: Big Plans, Bigger Promises! 🧙‍♂️💰

SunPerp’s roadmap? A wild goose chase across multiple blockchains, because why settle for one kingdom when you can conquer them all? 🌍🚀 The protocol’s non-custodial vibes are as strong as a dragon’s grip, promising to dethrone intermediaries with a flick of its digital wand. 🧙‍♂️

Trump Jr.’s Stablecoin: A New Circus Act on Aptos 🎪💰

The Aptos Foundation, with a straight face, announced this integration on October 1, 2025. They claim USD1 is the first stablecoin with a Move-based integration, a feat as impressive as it is bewildering. Aptos, the blockchain born from the ashes of Meta’s Libra, boasts of its speed and efficiency-a claim that, one hopes, will outlast the inevitable scandals. 🏎️💨

BNB Chain’s Official X Account HACKED!

Binance reported that hackers took over one of its Chinese accounts and flooded it with posts containing links to fake websites. These sites were designed to steal cryptocurrency by tricking people into connecting their digital wallets using a tool called WalletConnect. Binance warned users not to click on any links from the hacked account, as doing so could result in immediate loss of funds.