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Maartun, ever the sage, points his finger at the futures market, where open interest did swell like a puffed-up peacock, by $2.1 billion no less! “A weekend rally, with scarce a soul to trade? ‘Tis but the work of leveraged knaves!” he proclaims. 🃏 The market, he says, became a house of cards, ready to tumble at the slightest breeze. “Futures, bets, and folly-such was the fuel of this ascent!”

Holder zeal, ETF greed, and the seasonal madness of Q4-a perfect storm for the digitally deluded.

The decision came after DeFiLlama’s detectives spotted trading activity on Aster that suspiciously resembled the infamous antics of Binance. Suspicious enough, apparently, to warrant a full-fledged deplatforming.

The company, with a flourish not unlike a gentleman announcing his engagement, proclaimed this development on social media, declaring it a step towards their grand mission of ushering securities markets into the blockchain era. One can only imagine the whispers in the parlors of high finance. 💼💬

Oh, dear reader, picture this: BNB Chain, that grandiose stage of digital delusions, has clasped hands with Chainlink in a partnership as inevitable as a one-act play. Together, they fetch official US government economic data – straight from the ink-stained fingers of the Department of Commerce’s Bureau of Economic Analysis – and plop it onto the chain, bridging worlds with the grace of a minuet. Isn’t capitalism delightful? 😂

With a market capitalization of nearly $500 million on Monday-a sum so grand it could make even the most stoic oligarch blush-A7A5 now commands a staggering 43% of the $1.2 billion non-US dollar stablecoin market. Quelle surprise! According to the ever-watchful eyes of CoinMarketCap and DefiLlama, this is no mere fluke but a triumph of audacity. 🌟📈

The clever clogs at Market Observer Land (yes, that’s a place) are scratching their heads, wondering why the price is sprinting like a sugar-high child while the network activity is strolling like a sleepy snail. 🌱 Could this mean there’s more room for growth? Or is BNB just showing off? 🤔

Bitcoin, that haughty institution-driven darling, hath left poor memecoins in the dust, quite the snub to their retail-heavy affections. 💸

But before you go jumping on the bandwagon, let’s get the basics out of the way. The Genesis Stage 2 airdrop wrapped up on October 5, which means, yes, you missed it (sorry). But don’t worry, you can start claiming your rewards on October 10, and the token distribution kicks off October 14. The real kicker? No lock-up period. That’s right-instant access to your shiny new tokens, no waiting around like some kind of crypto peasant.

This bold new move means OnePay users will soon be able to buy, hold, and convert Bitcoin and Ether directly in-app. The app will soon stand proudly next to the likes of PayPal, Venmo, and Cash App, trying to take over the fintech world, one digital coin at a time. Being a part of Walmart, the world’s retail Goliath, OnePay’s ambitions are bigger than a Black Friday sale.