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💼 The deal, possibly announced Tuesday, slaps a $10 billion price tag on Polymarket. ICE’s cash could make Polymarket look like a model citizen to U.S. regulators. Suits and ties, meet hoodies and memes. 👔🤓

But fear not, my darlings, for all is not lost. Data, that fickle minx, suggests Zcash’s moment in the sun may yet linger, like a cocktail party that simply refuses to end. 🍸

In a blog post penned this past Monday, Mena reveals Solana generated a tidy £2.85 billion in annual revenue from October 2024 through September 2025, firmly establishing itself as one of crypto’s most flourishing economies. He describes this sum as “remarkably strong,” even as the speculative memecoin craze-once the darling of the season-has retreated like a shy wallflower. 🌸🤑

But lo! Their ambitions did not halt at Ethereum’s gates. The Grayscale Solana Trust (GSOL) too has been anointed with the sacred rite of staking. Pending the bureaucratic blessings of the US regulators-those modern-day censors-it shall ascend as one of the first Solana ETFs to offer such a privilege. A triumph, perhaps, or merely another chain in the blockchain of capitalism? 🤔🔗

One number sticks out like a sore thumb (or a golden ticket): $130,000. That’s the next big target, according to both the patterns and the data. Will it happen? Only the Great Glass Elevator knows for sure.

Oh, how it has valiantly persisted! In a grand rally commencing on the 23rd of June in the cozy month of love, the journey hath continued, gentlemen and fine ladies, to this very day. In the span of little over three months, where nary a soul expected much, BNB metamorphosed from a mere $615 to the noble valor of $1,245!

The rally came during a tense period marked by government shutdown concerns and broader economic unease. It was like the financial world was holding its breath, waiting for the next plot twist in a saga of economic drama. Despite the turbulence, both assets saw massive inflows, with more than $80 billion worth of crypto shorts liquidated as traders rushed to cover their positions. 📉💸

Active addresses are dwindling, transactions have become something of a rarity, and a general air of despondency seems to have settled over the network. If this continues, one dreads to think what horrors the market may inflict upon it – a dip to $20.3 is predicted (though frankly, one wouldn’t put it past them).

Without a miracle-or perhaps a divine intervention from the elusive “team”-the token’s fate remains sealed in the vaults of despair. The community’s trust, once a fragile thread, now dangles by a hair, while the supply grows like a serpent in the grass, coiling tighter around the project’s fate.

Uniswap Labs, in a move that’s more dash than cash, trumpeted on Monday that they’ve snaffled up Guidestar-a team so stealthy, they’d make a ninja blush. For two solid years, these chaps have been beavering away on advanced automated market maker (AMM) and routing tech, all behind closed doors, mind you.