jpyxx Hardik, ever the curious soul, dipped his toe into the crypto river with a modest ₹10,000. Lo, within days, ₹12,500 bloomed in his account, a mirage that blinded him to the abyss. Emboldened, he poured ₹31.5 lakh into the fraudsters’ coffers across thirteen transactions, each a step deeper into the quagmire. Between July 20 and 31, 2025, his savings vanished like dew under the scorching sun. 🔥
Analysts at Milk Road are like, “Hey, this correlation is so spooky, it’s like Ethereum is haunted by a Russell 2000 ghost! 👻”
According to the modern-day oracle, Xaif Crypto, the sacred scroll shared on X bears the marks of Ripple’s Chief Legal Oracle, Stuart Alderoty, and his compatriot, Timothy Keaney, dated June 30, 2025. This parchment, a testament to their compliance with the arcane edicts of U.S. federal banking regulations, is but a step toward the altar of financial legitimacy. The document, with its solemn declarations, asserts that every jot and tittle of their filing was scrutinized, complete, and accurate-a bureaucratic ballet performed under the watchful eye of the OCC. 📜✍️
Drawing from the dusty scrolls of history, Brandt quips that should this support fail-oh, the tragedy!-XRP might swoon to $2.22, like a lovesick valet betrayed. And lo, the weekly charts display a bearish divergence on the RSI, as if the indicator itself is winking sarcastically at our doomed hopes. 😏
Meanwhile, ADA’s price is like a sitcom character-will it finally break $1 or just keep flirting with $0.90? Crypto analyst Ali Martinez says $0.90 is the magic number, because apparently, cryptocurrencies also believe in fairy tales. 🧚♂️ If it breaks through, we might see $1.10, which is basically ADA’s version of “happily ever after.”
Meanwhile, the so-called Web3 treasuries, those self-proclaimed visionaries of the future, have retreated into their shells, leaving the TradFi behemoths to steer the ship. What does this portend for the unpredictable sea of the market? Only the winds of fate know for certain. 🌊
CleanCore Solutions (ZONE) now holds over 710 million tokens in its crypto treasury, with more than $20 million in unrealized gains, according to a Tuesday press release. So they’re basically hoarding memes with a balance sheet. Fine, fine, whatever keeps the accountants happy. 🤷♂️💰
And there they go, those stablecoins, pouring onto the Solana blockchain like an over-enthusiastic parade of investment. In fact, the supply of stablecoins is soaring to unprecedented heights-critical levels, you might say. Liquidity is growing faster than a summer romance. It’s like Solana is suddenly the “it” blockchain, and every stablecoin wants a piece of the action.
The upgrade ushers in a fresh transaction sequencer, designed to cope with traffic that would have the old network fainting into its napkin. In tests, price updates ticked along at about 23,000 per second, stablecoin transfers around 15,000, and ETH transfers as high as 43,000. Transactions complete in 250 to 500 milliseconds, suggesting the system can indeed prop up an enterprise workload without complaining. 🚀💹
💼 The deal, possibly announced Tuesday, slaps a $10 billion price tag on Polymarket. ICE’s cash could make Polymarket look like a model citizen to U.S. regulators. Suits and ties, meet hoodies and memes. 👔🤓
