jpyxx For the first two months, every dime from these vaults will be sent straight to the defense funds for the creators of Tornado Cash. Consider it a crypto Robin Hood move-except instead of stealing from the rich, they’re just hoping to keep developers out of jail. 🍀
Tony reckons Bitcoin’s price is coiled like a spring, ready to either shoot for the stars or plummet into the abyss. “100 days,” he declares, with the gravitas of a soothsayer reading chicken entrails. “That’s how long we’ve got before the fireworks start.” And what fireworks they’ll be! Volatility, he warns, will be higher than a dwarf on a ladder. 🧨
And here we are, in this brave new world where a live streaming platform arrives with a promise to “revolutionize” how we engage with decentralized finance (DeFi). Enter Based Streams, which emerges, as if from nowhere, on the Hyperliquid exchange, under the careful sponsorship of Ethena Labs. Now, traders can share their every (potentially disastrous) move with the world, in real-time. And naturally, this display of trading genius is all backed by the blockchain. Because, of course, nothing says “trustworthy” like a ledger we can never erase. 🧐
Where the dear Donald would woo the coins with an obstinate charm, the Democrats insist on a stern, all-encompassing governess of oversight. They tilt at the windmill of accountability and whisper of concerns about ventures linked to the Trump family, as if exposing a masque and asking the audience to applaud virtue. A splash of satire, a dash of prudence, and a vow that regulation shall be as fashionable as it is firm. 🤹♀️🧐
At the tail end of last year, the daily stablecoin trading volume in South Korea was a robust ₩1 trillion ($730 million). Fast forward six months, and it’s shriveled down to a modest ₩200 billion ($146 million) by June-an 80% drop, because why not? 🌪️
So, here’s the big dilemma for the Bank of Japan: raise interest rates to rescue the plunging yen, or sit tight and let chaos unfurl like a financial fireworks show. Experts are practically foaming at the mouth, warning that a policy tweak could send everything spiraling. Talk about a tough call!
Surprise, surprise – bearish sentiment dominates. Out of 20 exchanges, 19 have traders betting against DEXE. Perhaps they know something we don’t? 🧐
Polymarket, born out of blockchain dreams and a little bit of madness in the Polygon blockchain, has kicked its growth into overdrive thanks to a recently leaked news byte about the $2 billion investment from ICE. Launched back in the wild, freewheeling year of 2020 by none other than the enterprising Shayne Coplan, Polymarket lets users pit their wits against one another by buying and selling shares on an array of real-world events-from the nail-biting suspense of elections to the heart-pounding drama of sports, all while basking in the glow of “yes” or “no” outcomes. You know, the usual high-stakes gambles.
Ryan Polk, a sage of sorts at the Global Encryption Coalition (GEC), a gallant band defending encryption with all the fervor of Don Quixote facing windmills, ceremoniously inked an open letter on Thursday. In it, he lamented that Minister for Justice Jim O’Callaghan’s legislation could usher in a glorious era of cybercrime and frighten businesses away from the Emerald Isle. Who needs tourism when you have a robust cyber underbelly?
