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Il s’avère que ces paiements transfrontaliers, qui autrefois prenaient des jours à s’exécuter-pensez à leur lenteur!-ont, par magie, accéléré de façon vertigineuse : en quelques secondes, à peine 10, la fortune voyage à la vitesse de l’éclair! Et alors, tenez-vous bien, ces mêmes frais-que les banquiers nostalgiques auraient aimés-ont diminué de presque 80%. Quelle aubaine! Si seulement nos chers amis avaient découvert cela plus tôt, oh, quelle époque glorieuse! 💰✨

In the wake of a particularly brutal cryptocurrency market meltdown, XRP went on a wild ride, dropping by over 50% and wiping out billions of dollars in value. This flash crash, one of the worst we’ve seen lately, saw XRP plummeting to a low of $1.58 on Bitstamp and $1.25 on Binance-its lowest point since November 2024. Ouch. That’s not just a bad day at the office; that’s a full-on disaster. 😱

This sudden surge comes after reports that the ‘threats’ uttered by none other than US President Donald Trump on Friday may have been somewhat… exaggerated? Yes, it seems the ever-tense relations between Washington and Beijing may not be as catastrophic as once thought. Oh, what a relief, for investors, at least! 🙄

With the US once again the center of attention-like a barn dance everyone’s invited to-these altcoins could make moves that’ll leave you scratching your head and checking your wallet before November 1.

In the blink of an eye, a cascade of forced liquidations obliterated nearly $20 billion from the wallets of unsuspecting crypto traders, who, like Hamlet’s poor courtiers, were left aghast and bewildered.

Most assuredly! Bitmine and other titans of greed have hoarded over $480 million in ETH, their wallets swelling like the consciences of the damned. 🦈💰

Ah, the analysts whisper of crashes begetting booms, as if the universe conspires for a reversal; perhaps DOGE shall rise once more, like a dog chasing its tail into the sunset. 🌅💰

Oh, what a mess! A sharp drop in open interest reveals the scale of the $20 billion in leveraged liquidations, leaving traders reluctant to dip their toes back into the market.

Picture this: Ethena’s USDe, a so-called “stable”coin, briefly had a panic attack and lost its precious 1:1 dollar peg during a market freefall, which was sparked by U.S. President Donald Trump’s big-mouth tariff announcement aimed at China. Nothing like a little global trade chaos to send everything into a tailspin.

In the grand tapestry of human folly and ambition, XRP emerged from Friday’s tumultuous fray, clawing back its losses with the ferocity of a peasant uprising against the bourgeoisie, soaring from a 41% abyss to perch gracefully above $2.47, as institutional bids, those steadfast pillars, reconstructed their fortifications after the stampede of frightened liquidations. The session’s $1.14 odyssey-from $2.77 to the nadir of $1.64-was amongst the widest chasms in XRP’s annals of 2025, propelled by macroeconomic tempests and the thunderous liquidation of futures across the vast arenas of trade, a spectacle worthy of Tolstoy himself, reflecting the petty vanities and cosmic misunderstandings of mankind. 🤦‍♂️