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The broader uptrend, one must concede, remains as intact as a society matron’s reputation-though recent price action suggests a certain nervousness, a tightening of the corset, if you will. 🧵 With macroeconomic tensions simmering like a poorly stirred pot and risk sentiment as mixed as a cocktail at a third-rate soiree, Bitcoin’s next grand gesture may well hinge on those oh-so-critical technical levels. 🍸

Pi Coin launched in 2019 with a vision so bold it made Elon’s tweets look timid: cryptocurrency mining for everyone with a smartphone. Stanford grads, meet your new hobby. 🎓📱 Within years, it became a global cult of people tapping on apps like it was 2007 and we were all mining Beanie Babies. 🎒

And guess what? The crypto market, in its infinite wisdom, has taken this news and run with it. It jumped by a solid 2.7%, because why not? It’s not every day you get a massive influx of retirement money potentially heading your way.

The market’s collective optimism about a “DeSci Summer” is now louder than a disco in a lab coat. Analysts are clapping, investors are grinning, and someone’s cat is probably licking a Bitcoin-shaped ice cream. 🐱🍦

As the coins poured in, both ENA and PENDLE danced in the wind, attracting not only the common folk but the great whales and traders of considerable reputation.

After experiencing a modest tantrum to $2.39 at 4 PM, it dusted itself off and staged a recovery, bouncing a confident 5%. Classic comeback-like a lemon turning into lemonade, but with more blockchain and fewer lemons.

Let us pause for dramatic effect. 🎭 Ahem. The official launch of Chainlink Reserve, a glorified piggy bank stuffed with LINK tokens, has sent ripples through the cryptoverse. This isn’t your average “let’s-hoard-coins-and-pretend-it’s-strategic” move-it’s a full-blown commitment to long-term accumulation. Like squirrels stockpiling acorns, but with more spreadsheets and fewer fluffy tails. 🐿️

Just last year, he was waving the Bitcoin banner with all the ferocity of a knight defending the realm. Now, he’s apparently sold on the idea of companies stacking ETH like it’s the latest fad-probably trying to outdo the Mars bars and fuzzy dice hanging from their dashboards. Pierre Rochard, an eager eavesdropper of the crypto grapevine, caught wind of his Mr. Hyde-to-Dr. Jekyll switch, and tweeted out a screenshot of the old vitriol versus the new evangelism. Fancy that, an ideological renaissance, or maybe just a sign that even tech oligarchs get tired of their own scripts! 📸

Apparently, the dream is to embed Bitcoin into every nook and cranny of the country’s financial fabric, making it the official currency of charm and chaos alike. Imagine deposits, loans, and investments-all jacked up in BTC – because what’s more reassuring than a currency as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane? 🌪️

Chief Strategy Officer Gary Deng told CoinDesk that Ethereum is “the world’s most mature smart contract platform.” Mature? Really? Have they met Ethereum lately? It’s like saying your weird uncle who collects stamps is “mature.” But sure, let’s go with it. 🙄