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Imagine, if you will, a noble hound, long confined to its kennel, now stretching its limbs and preparing for the hunt. Dogecoin, after months of sideways sauntering, shows signs of renewed vigor. Analysts, those modern-day soothsayers, predict a breakout from its multi-year triangle formation-a pattern so grand, it could only be devised by the gods of finance themselves! As of mid-October 2025, our dear DOGE hovers around $0.188, consolidating in the $0.18-$0.22 range, a modest 5% weekly gain, according to the wise sages at Yahoo Finance.

The daily chart paints a dramatic arc. After peaking near $126,272 earlier in October, bitcoin nosedived to $103,530, slicing nearly 18% in days. This aggressive correction was no silent slip-volume surged at the lows, hinting at a bout of panic selling, as if traders had collectively forgotten how to spell “patience.” Recent candles are playing coy, showing smaller bodies and indecision. Translation: the bears are tired, and the bulls are peeking through the curtains, muttering, “Is this thing on?” Momentum and commodity channel index (CCI) indicators both suggest the potential for a rebound, with momentum sitting at -13,883 and the CCI at -109. Bullish divergence? More like bullish “let’s pretend we’re not scared.”

Imagine, dear reader, a machine-cold, unfeeling, and devoid of the trivial burdens of morality-unraveling the very fabric of trust we so naively wove into our digital ledgers. 🤖💥 Such is the future awaiting blockchains should AI, in its infinite curiosity, decide to test its prowess against our cryptographic fortresses. And as for quantum computing? Picture a guillotine, sharpened by physicists, dangling above the neck of every decentralized dreamer. 🤯

Dearest reader, in this most diverting edition of our weekly recap, we find ourselves amidst a tempest of financial intrigue and regulatory meddling. While the good people of the UK are pursued by tax authorities with the zeal of a matchmaking mama, the Trump family has, quite astonishingly, amassed over a billion pounds in cryptocurrency … Read more

Behold, Japan, that land of cherry blossoms and crypto fervor: over twelve million accounts yawning open, a 3.5-fold multiplication in mere five years-a testament not to wisdom, but to the insatiable greed that devours us all. 🚀💸

The Dramatic Details:

Intriguing, is it not? Amidst this financial sonata, a curious on-chain signal flutters to life, hinting at bullish serenades on the horizon.

Now, this ‘W’ bottom, you see, is a pattern. A pattern that, according to people who spend their lives looking at patterns, suggests things might stop going *down* for a bit. It’s formed of two dips – the bottom bits of the ‘W’ – and a little bump in the middle. Profound, isn’t it? 🤯 The thinking is the second dip has more buyers, which is usually a sign someone, somewhere, is clutching onto a glimmer of hope. Which, let’s be honest, is a rare commodity in the world of cryptocurrency.

Well, well, well, looks like everyone’s favorite “Rich Dad” Robert Kiyosaki is back at it again. This time, he’s taking a bold stand, declaring that Bitcoin and Ethereum are the “real” money. Yep, you heard that right-forget about those shiny paper bills and coins with the government’s face on them. According to Kiyosaki, they’re just a smokescreen for a failing monetary system. He’s urging investors to stash their wealth in BTC and ETH, leaving fiat to burn in the fiery furnace of inflation.

It is said that Ripple has expended a considerable sum – a billion dollars, no less – upon a firm called GTreasury. A princely ransom, one might say, for a piece of the $120 trillion puzzle that is the corporate treasury market. The gentlemen at Ripple, Mr. Garlinghouse chief amongst them, speak of a ‘breakthrough,’ a ‘revolution.’ One wonders if they have considered the inertia of habit, the inherent resistance to change in the hearts of men (and CFOs!), and the profound discomfort of disrupting established order. It’s all very dramatic, isn’t it? 🙄