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Yes, folks, according to the soothsayer known as Titan of Crypto (no, not the one from Greek mythology – though I hear that Titan also lost money on Dogecoin), Bitcoin is still floating above the fabled Gaussian Channel! Cue triumphant trumpet sounds! 🎺🎺
China’s export controls? A slap in the face to the US military-industrial circus, Gromen sneers. “You’ve backed the dollar with tanks and tomfoolery,” he tells Marty Bent of Truth For the Commoner. “But now? China’s got the cards-and the punchline.” 🃏
Despite XRP’s recent woes, akin to a peasant’s harvest in a drought, the holder base grows like a mushroom in a swamp. Santiment’s data, which is as clear as a foggy Moscow morning, shows that 317,500 wallets now clutch 10,000 XRP tokens. A triumph! A victory! A testament to the resilience of the crypto faithful. 🎉
Avalanche (AVAX) has hit the $20 mark, a psychological threshold that’s probably less thrilling than it sounds. It’s now hovering at its lowest point since October 11, which is like the crypto world’s version of “I’m not lazy, I’m just on vacation.” 🌴
This digital treasure trove is allegedly tied to LuBian and Cambodia’s own “Prince” of fraud, Chen Zhi, chairman of Prince Group-a title now as ironic as a used car salesman weeping at your doorstep. 🏰🎭
On October 19, Binance dropped the news: apparently, these “geniuses” used bots to manipulate Alpha’s reward structure. Who would’ve guessed? Oh, wait… pretty much everyone. 🙄
“We shall meet, in due course,” Trump intoned to Maria Bartiromo, his voice a blend of presidential gravitas and the unshakable confidence of a man who once mastered the art of closing deals over breakfast. “A man of strength, Xi,” he mused, “a tale worthy of cinema-though I suspect the scriptwriters might have taken a sabbatical from reality.”
As of Sunday, Pi’s value was a bleak $0.2040. That’s a drop of more than 90% from its peak, making it one of the industry’s most impressive slide dives-like cirque du soleil, but less graceful and more tragic.
Sonic, a blockchain that’s been growing like a weed in a garden full of techies, is now live and kicking on Circle Gateway. What’s Circle, you ask? Oh, just the crypto platform that’s been handing out USDC like candy at a Halloween party. Now, with this new link, you get a smooth, unified liquidity highway across supported blockchains. No more waiting around in traffic. This, my friends, is a big step forward, and it’s happening *right now*.
The Spot Market has witnessed an increase of £5.49 million, a development that may suggest a cautious optimism, though one must not be too hasty in their expectations. The Funding Rates, now negative, hint at a delicate balance between hope and trepidation. 💸
