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BBTrend has decided to play the villain, turning negative, while whale accumulation is… well, barely swimming. The short-term EMA momentum? Let’s just say it’s taking a nap. These aren’t the kind of signals you want if you’re hoping for a sustained bull run. Could we be staring at the beginning of a reversal? Let’s dive in, shall we? 🤔

France, that most prudent of nations, hath responded with fervor—clad in armor of security measures—due to the recent spate of villainous abductions of notable figures in the *criminally* lucrative crypto industry. It seems, mon ami, that even millionaire moguls and their daughters are not safe from the grasp of the nouveau riche miscreants. 🤑🤺

Crypto analyst Chad (not a character from a superhero comic, but close enough) recently posted on X (formerly Twitter, but with more attitude) that our charismatic coin might be in the early stages of developing a snazzy right shoulder of this pattern. Think of it as Bitcoin doing its best impression of a swimmer mid-stroke—except it’s probably just avoiding a dip in the $90,000s. Chad pointed out that a quick plunge could help cool off the overheated RSI, which is basically just a fancy thermometer that’s been left in the sun too long. This dip could also shake out the folks who buy high and sell low—those charming people who think ‘investing’ is just another word for gambling.

Ethereum, being the reliable overachiever, has been climbing steadily with its 3% weekly gains, keeping everyone’s hopes high. PEPE, on the other hand, is like that unpredictable cousin who shows up to the party, does a wild dance, and then disappears into thin air. But is PEPE just reloading for a big comeback? Or is Ethereum just quietly setting up for the long haul?

Yes, you read it right. The portal to the digital goldmine, Cointree, blinked and missed the deadline for reporting suspicious matters, that stuff that keeps the authorities busy and the criminals, well, on edge. The Australian financial watchdog, AUSTRAC, which apparently has more patience for tardiness than a school teacher with a detention slip, handed over these fines after Cointree, in a rare act of honesty, admits it bungled the schedule. Bravo! Or perhaps just a sign of the times? 🥴

The culprit? That pesky supply zone between $0.24009 and $0.25000—an area that, like a bad ex, keeps rejecting Dogecoin’s attempts at a breakout. Remember March? No? Neither does Dogecoin, apparently. It tried, and failed. Again. Because bears, with their sneaky claws, are creeping back in, slowly but surely. Just like the slow realization that your favorite meme coin might not be the next Bitcoin—shocking, I know.