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If you look closely at the chart, it’s like a mood ring for crypto. The colors range from dark blue (aka the “Extreme Bear” phase, where all hope seems lost) to red (the “Overheated Bull” phase, aka the wild party where no one knows when to go home). The latest monthly update, though, is showing that the bear has officially been evicted, and it’s time for a bullish comeback.
As a diligent researcher, I’m sharing an update: In a recent announcement, the Department of Justice (DOJ) has indicted an additional 12 individuals for their alleged involvement in a crypto-related racketeering scheme. This brings the total number of suspects implicated to 14. The conspiracy is said to have amassed approximately $263 million in illicit gains.
In a shocking display of optimism (or maybe just good ol’ wishful thinking), Scott Melker, the self-proclaimed “Wolf of All Streets,” predicts that Bitcoin could rocket up to $250,000 by the end of 2025. Apparently, macro factors like the U.S. inflation cooling to a breezy 2.3% (hey, it’s better than expected!) are the wind in Bitcoin’s sails. But before you get too excited, remember that U.S. debt ceiling talks and PPI data might just come crashing down on this rocket ship of hope.
Applied Digital outdid itself, soaring over 22% to close at $6.83—truly impressive for a company that probably dreams of becoming a digital gold rush hero. Bitdeer Technologies followed with a respectable 10.63% gain at $15.19, while Hut 8 Corp. crested nearly 10%, ending at $17.13—because why not add a little excitement? 🎢
According to some fancy number crunchers at Lookonchain, a whale that’d been nappin’ for two whole years finally woke up, rubbed his eyes, and took a dump of 1.79 trillion PEPE coins from Binance. That’s right, almost a quarter of a billion dollars’ worth of meme magic just scooped up in one go. This ol’ whale, valued at over $22 million, has stirred the pot good and proper, makin’ a bunch of folks wonder if we’re bound for a wild rally or just another dip in the swamp. 🐳
But don’t get too excited. Solana’s broader market? Not so confident. At press time, SOL was trading at $168.58, which means it’s down 1.66% in the last 24 hours. Whoo, hot stuff, huh?
Krishna Rao, the so-called chief financial officer—what a title!—publicly announced this marvellous feat on LinkedIn, as if to shout, “Look at us, we’re so important!” This new credit—an almost laughable testament to fiscal confidence—further thickens the plot, allowing these puppet-masters to dance wildly on the strings of exponential growth, all while whispering sweet nothings about “responsible AI development.” Because, naturally, who would want irresponsible AI? That might spoil their fun.
Alas, miners face slightly steeper odds in their relentless quest—this adjustment makes solving those elusive blocks 2.13% more arduous. The current difficulty—a lofty 121.66 trillion—is just shy of the record set after block 893,088. Perhaps the network is playing a bit of hide-and-seek with miners, or just mocking their efforts with ever-increasing numbers.
Pakistan’s latest scheme? Turning into the crypto capital of the world, with some help from Uncle Sam’s favorite son’s friends and a Pakistani general who apparently plays all sides. The goal? Making Pakistan a blockchain paradise so everyone’s assets can be tokenized faster than you can say “digital dollar.” Because nothing says ‘financial inclusion’ like secret meetings and mysterious agreements. 🕵️♂️💥
После недель бездействия, как будто у них затмение для монет, вдруг — БАБАХ! Выросло значение сжигания токенов на целых 106000%, словно кто-то решил разыграть спектакль с фейерверками. Данных из Shibburn: более 15.3 миллионов SHIB исчезли, пропали так же быстро, как и надежда на быстрый рост цены. Даже при этом, цена всё равно осталась в тихом унынии, будто натянутый концерт по заявкам — всё громче и тише одновременно.