jpyxx После недель бездействия, как будто у них затмение для монет, вдруг — БАБАХ! Выросло значение сжигания токенов на целых 106000%, словно кто-то решил разыграть спектакль с фейерверками. Данных из Shibburn: более 15.3 миллионов SHIB исчезли, пропали так же быстро, как и надежда на быстрый рост цены. Даже при этом, цена всё равно осталась в тихом унынии, будто натянутый концерт по заявкам — всё громче и тише одновременно.
And let’s not forget, Santiment’s Network Realized Profit/Loss (NPL) metric shows that $835 million worth of ETH was moved on May 15 alone. That’s the biggest profit realization since April when Ethereum nosedived to $1,385. Talk about déjà vu!
Le grand Moody’s, ce conseiller du roi financier, a décidé de jouer à la tragédie en abaissant la note des États-Unis, de Aaa à Aa1! Ah! quelle ironie! La raison? La situation fiscale se dégrade plus vite que les pantalons de Monsieur Scapin après un festin. La créance nationale, cette dette béante, dépasse désormais les 36.8 trillions, une somme qui ferait rougir même Molière lui-même! Medicare, Medicaid, et autres dépenses publiques tournent à la farce. Eh bien, même si Monsieur Musk tente de faire couper dans le vif par ses dépenses publiques, il paraîtrait que le déficit reste aussi grand que l’orgueil d’un prétentieux. En somme, l’Amérique accumule ses dettes comme un comédien accumule ses entrées et ses sorties—sans fin! 🎭💸
This license, which one gathers is frightfully important, combined with something called the European Passport (sounds terribly adventurous, doesn’t it?), will permit Bitstamp to, and I quote, “operate its trading platform, execute client orders, and provide crypto custody services across the European Economic Area.” One can only imagine the champagne corks popping. 🍾
Yes, the U.S.’s biggest cryptocurrency exchange has taken a tumble into the digital mud puddle. Someone, somewhere, managed to snatch a peek at some very important (and very glamorous) user info, turning privacy into a kind of open-idea day. This breach managed to highlight the slightly terrifying reality that even the most impenetrable-looking digital fortresses can sometimes be opened with a smile and a bribe.
Meanwhile, on the shiny surface, the outflow gods are busy—an outflow of $540 million worth of ETH while USDT—those reliable stablecoins—poured in to the tune of $398 million. It’s the kind of financial ballet that makes you wonder: Are the whales exiting stage left, or are they just being dramatic for the cameras? Either way, it’s chaos masked as strategy, and we’re all invited to the show. 🎭
Behold, Bitcoin (BTC), that lord of digital coin, hath stumbled from its lofty perch of $105,000 to a paltry $103,000! And amongst the fallen, we find Pi Network (PI), Bonk (BONK), Floki (FLOKI), and Pudgy Penguins (PENGU), all humbled by a precipitous drop of over 10%. Alas, poor Penguins! 🐧
The recently published FAQ by the Division of Trading and Markets provides guidance on how broker-dealers can adhere to current custody and capital regulations under Rule 15c3-3, clarifying differences between cryptocurrencies classified as securities and those not. Some main points include:
Meanwhile, RIZE is powering the Rizenet universe—decentralized AI, tokenization, and other fancy words that make investors feel smart. And then there’s DOOD, the NFT collection’s very own token, hopping on the NFT-tokens bandwagon that started with APE and PENGU.
On Saturday, Pi’s price slid down faster than a banana peel on a slippery floor, dropping to a meager $0.7040—down more than 57% from its lofty peak. This seemed to mop up a staggering $6 billion in market value, transforming the mighty $11 billion market cap into a tiny $5 billion. Poof! Just like that. ✨💸