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While on-chain metrics aren’t exactly throwing a party, there are whispers of a potential shift in the bearish winds. 🐻

Revolut, Europe’s snazzy startup darling, has teamed up to make this whole thing smoother for UK and European customers who live off their neobank apps. Forget the usual payment hiccups, like your card being declined or waiting an eternity for identity checks. It’s all sorted with biometrics and passcodes. How very 2025 of them. 🏦🔑

In the heart of July, all eyes are fixed on the United States, as the country braces itself for an explosive week of events that could rattle the cages of both the stock market and the world of crypto. Inflation, tariffs, and shifting political dynamics could be just the cocktail needed to send crypto prices spiraling. So, let’s dive right into the swirl of it all, shall we?

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a solo act; we’ve got institutional accumulation throwing in some serious cash, Bitcoin breaking out like it just won the lottery, and even some optimism swirling around the U.S. crypto regulation. It’s like a soap opera, but with more money and fewer awkward romantic entanglements. 😄

According to our ever-astute pal, CryptoKaleo, it seems Dogecoin has taken a cheeky jaunt down memory lane to December 2020. Why does that matter? Well, back then, our furry friend was barking at the moon for all the wrong reasons… until it erupted like a firecracker when billionaire Elon Musk gave it a thumbs-up on his X (once known as Twitter—oh, how times change!). 🎆

Hedera [HBAR], at the time of this writing, was up 24% in 24 hours, with its daily trading volume soaring by 62% and hitting $1.33 billion. The $10.3 billion market cap altcoin has surged by 75% in July, starting at $6.6 billion. This is a remarkable progress on the price front, especially for a relatively large-cap crypto, and one might say, it is a token of great fortune indeed. 🍀

Enter stage left, the sage Marc Fagel, a former SEC lawyer who possesses the clarity of the finest vodka. With a voice that echoes through the hallways of justice, he lays bare the truth: neither the lofty SEC nor the all-knowing judge is obstructing the proceedings. Ripple and the SEC, in a moment of ritual agreement, cast aside certain elements of the case, yet they find themselves ensnared in the tedious web of legal procedures before they can declare the contest at an end. According to our oracle, this is just the customary dance that takes one to two months, as monotonous as a train chugging along a desolate track. Nothing to see here, folks, just business as usual!

Nah, no need to shed a tear over the app itself, just a sprucing up with a new label.

Fartcoin [FARTCOIN] has become the talk of the town, attracting the attention of wise investors—or, dare I say, reckless dreamers—after a significant player withdrew a startling $2 million USDT from Binance, only to add 1.56 million FARTCOIN to their collection at an average price of $1.28. 🤑

“I do firmly believe,” quoth Perkins in a discourse with the scribes of CryptoMoon, “that tokens have risen, phoenix-like, to assume the mantle of the new ETFs.” Ah, the audacity! These tokenized RWAs, capable of dancing in the light of day—nay, trading around the clock in markets that know no borders—promote a harmonious dissemination of information. This serves to mend the age-old chasm that has thus far barred the ordinary folk from the lush pastures of private investment.