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The speculators, those brave souls, are getting more and more convinced that Trump’s about to say goodbye to long-term capital gains taxes. And if you want to see where the action is, head over to Polymarket, where bettors are laying down $201,432 on this possibility. As of Monday, May 12, the odds are 56%, although the probability peaked at 80% back in mid-April, then dropped to 70% just two days ago. Talk about a rollercoaster of optimism!

But hold on, folks—there are still some *major* question marks hanging around. What’s Gryphon really bringing to the table here? Aside from their name, which let’s face it, isn’t doing anyone any favors, the stock price soared 200% since the announcement. Someone’s clearly enjoying the ride, and it’s not us.

Ah, Bitcoin. The mighty beast that has soared to extraordinary heights, touching $105,000 in the blink of an eye, as though it was a simple game of basketball. It’s up 25% in the past month alone! But—hold your horses—altcoins have been on fire, even outshining the mighty Bitcoin in terms of growth.

The news crept out in the group’s results for the fiscal year ending March 31, 2025—numbers flashed up on May 9. Let’s talk brass tacks: consolidated revenue ran up a ¥1.443 trillion ($9.39 billion) tab, a 19.3% year-on-year climb, and profit before tax near doubled—¥282.3 billion ($1.83 billion)—mostly ’cause SBI’s PE deals and all those digital doodads (ahem, crypto assets) are roaring like a Mississippi steamboat at high tide.

And as surely as czars stashed their treasures in Petersburg’s catacombs, Abraxas Capital—clandestine as the secret police—swept up 185,309 ETH from the exchanges, stuffing cryptic pockets with nearly $400 million in digital anticipation. The analytics oracles at Lookonchain announced it with trumpet blasts; somewhere, investors grinned while others just gritted their orthodontically perfect teeth.

But wait—hold on to your seat. There’s a twist in this tale. If your Alpha Points fall between 147 and 185 and your Binance UID ends in a “5,” guess what? You’ve been “lucky” enough to get an extra 362 PUFFER tokens. Yes, “lucky.” Because randomness is clearly the best kind of reward system, right? 😏

News from CryptoPotato, that tireless chronicler of digital drama, mourned only yesterday that XRP had lagged behind its more flamboyant kin, ETH and DOGE—whose recent performances would doubtless leave even Gogol’s idle provincial officers in stunned silence.

New proclamations from the digital market arena declare: six titans—XRP, BTC, BNB, ADA, TRX, and SUI—strut above the legendary 200-day simple moving average, looking down on us mortals as if from granite statues in a windswept city square.

One fine morning, amidst the rustle of Wall Street coffee cups and the shuffling of ungodly-sized portfolios, BlackRock—yes, that colossus—you know, the one whose purse has more digits than your aunt’s favorite lottery ticket—decided to stir things up like a babushka with too much time on her hands. A thick sheaf of papers was whisked … Read more

It seems that even in the world of finance, true love is sometimes found in the unlikeliest of places. KindlyMD, Inc. (Nasdaq: KDLY), a healthcare provider from the wilds of Utah, has decided to join hands with Nakamoto Holdings Inc., a company that just can’t stop thinking about Bitcoin. Together, they will create a publicly traded entity, dedicated to building a bitcoin treasury—of course, backed by a hefty $510 million in private equity and an additional $200 million in convertible notes. A perfect match, wouldn’t you say?