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Behold, dear readers! The amusing Pepe [PEPE] has now gathered a legion of 463,000 holders, a whirlwind of user acquisition and retail exuberance that rivals even the most frenetic of market spectacles. 🎉

According to Buterin, the community can take meaningful cues from prediction markets hosted on platforms like Metaculus, which aggregate expert forecasts on emerging technologies. “If you just search Metaculus quantum computing,” he noted, “the median answer that you get for when a quantum computer is powerful enough to break cryptography is somewhere between 2030 and 2035.” This projected timeframe places the emergence of a credible quantum threat well within the lifespan of Ethereum and other blockchain protocols currently in operation.

Yet, the sages of the market remain vigilant, their eyes glued to the complex tapestry of on-chain data and derivatives, pondering if this fervor might morph into a more fervent tale of exuberance. Will the raucous laughter of market euphoria finally burst forth, or will we continue to sip tea in a state of measured caution?

“Currently, the combined balance of these cohorts is expanding at a rate of approximately 19.3K BTC per month,” Bitfinex analysts said in a markets report on Monday, as if they were counting the number of chocolate bars in a Wonka factory.

The tweet that announced the 601,550 Bitcoin milestone, source: X

Held over two days, June 26–27, at the Hilton Istanbul Bomonti Hotel (which sounds fancy, doesn’t it?), the event helped cement Istanbul’s place as the cool kid on the blockchain innovation block.

Just a few fleeting moments ago, Bitcoin was busy flexing on the Bitstamp exchange, soaring up to a jaw-dropping $123,236, before remembering that gravity exists and it slid back down to a cozy price just north of $120,000. Talk about a plot twist fit for a reality show! Who needs soap operas when you have cryptocurrency drama playing out live? 🎢

Behold the 3-day chart, a work of art shared by the infamous @best_analysts, where the W pattern emerges after an agonizing period of stagnation, coiling between the oppressive duo of $12.00 and $18.00. The neckline, a thing of beauty, aligns perfectly with a descending wedge breakout—a masterstroke on the canvas of financial speculation. Should fortune favor the bold at the sacred threshold of $18.00, we may witness a bullish odyssey toward the fabled lands of $25–$31. Ah, what dreams may come! 🎨✨

But what’s really interesting is that the smart money is betting on Ethereum’s long-term growth. 📈 Top analyst Ted Pillows (yes, that’s his real name… or so we’re told) shared some fancy data showing that the supply of ETH staked has reached a new all-time high. This means that more investors are locking up their assets to secure the network and earn some sweet, sweet yield, rather than selling into the void. 💸

With the swiftness of a lad who has just spotted a fowl ready for the taking, this Solana (SOL)-based enterprise declared, with no small amount of pride, that their cherished native token, PUMP, had evaporated from the shelves in a mere 12 minutes during the ICO event held on the 12th of July. Millions of dollars, like leaves in the wind, scattered in their wake.