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Ah, this collaboration, like a well-mixed cocktail, will enable the secure storage of tokenized real estate title deeds, all among the glittering allure of the XRP Ledger (XRPL). One might say it marks a splendid leap forward in the grand digital asset infrastructure of the region. As the self-proclaimed first major custody partner in the UAE, Ripple is poised, with utmost flair, to sprinkle a touch of compliance and security into the management of digital assets, navigating the ever-turbulent waters of modern finance with the grace of a gazelle.

Just this Monday, our main guy, Jason Chaskin, who’s basically the matchmaker for apps at the Ethereum Foundation, decided to stir the pot. He declared that most layer-1s are going to transform into layer-2s on Ethereum, like a caterpillar deciding it’s time to become a butterfly! 🌈 He even pointed to Celo’s recent makeover as a sequel that’s worth watching!

Well, folks, hold onto your digital wallets! Just as we were getting cozy with our virtual dollars, Congress decides to make a grand entrance at Crypto Week—like a magician at a dull party! 🎩🪄 The star of the show? The CLARITY Act, or as I like to call it, the “Clearer than a Muddy Puddle Act!” Designed to drag us out of the confusing swamp of crypto regulations, this act aims to throw some much-needed light on our favorite digital assets!

On July 16, Florida Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, in a daring X post, declared that Powell’s departure was “imminent.” 📉💥 Of course, she didn’t bother backing it up with any proof, but hey, it was enough to send the Polymarket betting platform into a frenzy. The odds of Powell getting canned jumped from 23% to 27%, only to drop back down to 25% as reality set in. 📉🙄

They say they’ve already stashed away a cool million in ether, and now they’ve done the same with bitcoin. The plan, you ask? Why, to keep on buying until they’ve got a whopping $10 million in crypto reserves by the end of 2025. That’s more money than you can shake a stick at, and about as sensible as trying to catch a rainbow in a jar. 🌈😂

The initial success of this token, dear reader, is not merely a matter of chance, but rather the result of a strong and eager interest from investors, who, in their wisdom, purchased $500 million worth of PUMP in a mere 12 minutes. One can only imagine the flurry of activity and the rapid exchange of digital tokens, much like the bustling ballrooms of old, where fortunes were made and lost in a single evening.

Key Support levels: $0.64

News Background
DOGE’s breakout follows a broader return of meme coin flows as traders rotate into volatility ahead of key macro events later this week.
Institutional footprints were visible in volume surges above $0.195, with market makers defending support levels near $0.190 during the early session.
Technical setups are now aligned with Fibonacci retracement targets around $0.197 — with $0.21 flagged as the next extension if bulls regain strength.

In a note to clients, Hougan emphasized the long-term structural shift underway, stating that once these bills pass, “you can’t put the genie back in the bottle.”

On Monday, the Federal Reserve, FDIC, and OCC, the guardians of our financial system, issued a joint statement that reads like a cautionary tale for banks venturing into the wild world of crypto. The statement, while not introducing any new policies, makes it clear that banks must treat crypto risks with the same level of seriousness as they do with traditional financial services. 📜