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As the etheric tides recede, the NFT realm-those digital trinkets we once deemed “the future”-has followed suit. Pudgy Penguins, Bored Ape Yacht Club, and Doodles now waddle, slouch, and doodle their way into oblivion. 🐧🐵📜
McGlone, ever the mystic, notes that Bitcoin has flirted with the $100,000 mark this year – a number that feels as steadfast as a cat staring at a goldfish bowl. Will it return? Possibly. Will it tumble if the fear index, VIX, dares to rise above 20? Absolutely. Nothing like a bit of drama to spice up one’s portfolio. 🎭
This sluggish performance mirrors the market’s mood: cautious, hesitant, and frankly, about as exciting as watching paint dry. Yet, buried deep in the blockchain weeds are two metrics whispering sweet nothings about SHIB’s potential rebound. Or maybe they’re just gaslighting us. Who knows with cryptos?
The slide below $110,000 has reduced the most ardent market observers to nervous courtiers, their monocles polished and their quills poised. A crucial band of support looms ahead, a fortress of numbers that may yet decide the fate of this bull cycle-or send it spiraling into the abyss of bearish despair.
Grayscale’s big day is October 18th, followed by WisdomTree and co. like a lineup of contestants on America’s Next Top ETF. 🏆 Franklin Templeton’s playing hard to get with a November date-romantic! Analysts say the SEC might approve multiple funds at once, which would be shocking… if we hadn’t seen this exact plot twist with Bitcoin and Ethereum. 🎬
By hitching their digital supply chain wagon to XRPL’s cosmic jukebox, Linklogis now lets trade-based assets jet-set across borders like a jetpack-wearing tourist in a crypto-themed amusement park. 🌐✨ Imagine your grandma’s knitting business going full Elon Musk, but with fewer tweets and more invoices.
But alas! Only a fortnight or so later, this fortress of fortune crumbled like a poorly baked éclair. Now, only 16 wallets remain in the lower league, the grander hoards either emptied, chopped into sub-wallets, or spirited away like mischievous spirits. 👻
MEXC, ever the stoic sentinel, retorts with whispers of “compliance risks.” Ah, the irony! The very platform that wields AI like a sword to slash fraud by 62% now finds itself entangled in a web of accusations. 🕸️🔍 And let us not forget the bot traders, those silent marauders of the futures markets, whose 2,008 accounts were unceremoniously shackled. Retail users rejoice-your human touch is once again sacred! 🙌🤖
Not to say I told you so, but…