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Google just dropped Project Suncatcher on 4 November 2025, because why test AI compute on Earth when you can risk it in the void of space? 🌌 They’re partnering with Planet to blast two prototype satellites by 2027-because nothing says “scalable infrastructure” like sending TPUs on a cosmic road trip. Early tests reveal Trillium TPUs shrugged off proton-beam radiation like it was a spa day, and a bench demo hit 800 Gbps each way. Meanwhile, their dawn-dusk sun-synchronous constellation plans to form tight-knit satellite squads, soaking up solar power like a sunbathing AI. 🌞

If you thought the market was feeling spicy earlier, think again. We’ve got a full-blown bearish tumble here, and the latest sell-off has destroyed what tiny bullish hopes were left. Price broke support like a whack-a-mole and slipped below the oh-so-sacred $0.000010 mark. Volume went up, which, for those of us who learned math in high school, usually signals capitulation-meaning everyone’s just throwing in the towel faster than you can say “crisis.” 🧻📉

Now, here’s the thing: Investors are staring at a huge decision. Do you ride this out, hoping for a miracle recovery, or do you take your losses and run for the hills like your hair’s on fire?

Evernorth is built on the XRP Ledger (you know, the thing you’ve been hearing about if you’ve been anywhere near crypto), and it’s aiming to be the smoothest ride for institutions looking to dip their toes into the digital asset pool, while still keeping it all legal, safe, and snug in their compliance blanket.

The White House spin doctors, led by a most earnest White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, have branded this pardon as the grand finale to a so-called “Biden’s war on cryptocurrency.” According to the tale, Trump emerged from the Oval Office, ever the benevolent overlord, armed with a fervent desire to right the overzealous prosecutorial wrongs supposedly committed by the previous administration.

The Bank of Canada will spend $10 million over two years (starting in 2026-2027) to “ensure everything runs smoothly,” which probably translates to “no one crashes the crypto party.” And guess who picks up the tab after that? Yep, the stablecoin issuers. Classic capitalism! 💸

The FLOKI/USDT 1-hour chart, a tapestry of minor peaks and troughs, paints a picture of a slight rebound – a modest +0.58% gain, to be exact – after a melancholy pullback. Trading near $0.00000600, it snakes through lower highs and lows, as if in a dance of decline, yet a spark of potential looms overhead. Our market, reflective in its broader downtrend, indicates a pause, a catch one’s breath moment, as FLOKI stabilizes with quiet dignity between $0.0000058 and $0.0000060. One might ponder if buyers, those fickle souls, are but slowly and reluctantly accumulating positions, building the foundation for a fleeting relief rally.

Data from the ever-vigilant Coinglass revealed that over $1.27 billion in leveraged positions were obliterated in a single day, with long traders bearing the brunt of the losses, accounting for nearly 90% of the calamity. The descent followed Bitcoin’s breach of its 200-day moving average, a critical support line that had stood firm for four months, now crumbling like a brittle structure. 🧱

Alas! Binance Coin has slipped beneath the $1,000 mark in the past 24 hours, suffering an 8% decline. Currently trading at a measly $989.20, the coin’s latest plight has distanced it from its once glorious peak of over $1,060. The swift drop indicates heightened selling across exchanges, with short-term traders seemingly rushing for the exit doors. Could they be onto something? Or merely fearing the storm that looms ahead? ⏳