
Behold, the delta skew, that harbinger of despair, hath climbed to 15% on Friday-a number that screams of traders clutching at straws, paying a king’s ransom for the illusion of safety. Under calmer skies, this figure would linger modestly between -6% and 6%. Yet, here we stand, gazing into the abyss. Deribit, that oracle of derivatives, reveals put options trading at 0.0580 BTC, or $3,786, for an April 24 contract at the $66,000 strike. A 50% probability, they say, of Bitcoin’s shackles holding firm. Fear, my dear reader, hath reigned supreme since mid-January, a specter haunting the halls of crypto.