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Breaking free from the chains of $50 for the very first time, it has indeed scrambled up about 8% in the last day. With a magnificent increase of 430% from its pitiful April existence, it now flaunts a regal status roughly 15 times nicer since its arrival on the trading scene at a modest $3. 🤑

Yet, amidst this longer uptrend, there’s a fly in the ointment: the lackluster performance of DeFi. How dull, darling!

If the asset successfully breaks this resistance, the price could surge to new highs, potentially reaching $50 or more. The chart’s clean structure is as pristine as a London drawing room, suggesting a rally that is not merely a fleeting fancy but a well-considered plan. 📈🎩

In the bustling world of finance, where dreams are made and broken in milliseconds, REX Shares, in partnership with Osprey Funds, has thrown a bone to the crypto community. They filed an N-1A registration statement with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), seeking to launch what could be the first spot Binance Coin [BNB] exchange-traded fund in the United States, complete with a staking component. 🎉

At the grand opening, you may borrow Circle’s USDC, Ripple’s RLUSD, and our beloved GHO by pledging tokenized assets-think short-term US Treasuries and crypto yield funds, the usual suspects in the parade of modern finance. Because nothing screams stability like a digital representation of a bond with thrill of possible collapse. 🎢

In a document known as the S-1 filing, Bitwise has laid bare its intentions: to hold LINK directly, thus offering investors a golden opportunity to bask in the glow of this oracle network’s native token without the tiresome chore of purchasing it on the open market. Imagine, dear reader, a world where one can create shares using LINK and redeem them for the very same token, or perhaps even in cash! It’s like a magic trick, but with money! 🪄💵

Here’s the thing: these whales are taking the whole “manipulate and dominate” game to new heights. It’s like the financial version of stealing candy from a baby-except the baby is an entire exchange. 😆

Gondor, a decentralized finance startup building a “DeFi layer for prediction markets,” has announced the completion of its angel round of funding. The round was led by Maven11 Capital, with participation from investors associated with Polymesh, Rhino.fi, Futuur, Salt, and others. Because nothing says “trust us” like a consortium of crypto enthusiasts. 🤝

Will XRP break out like a caffeinated squirrel or crash like a poorly timed joke? The answer lies in the hands of market participants, who are currently more indecisive than a toddler at a buffet. 🤷‍♂️

CryptoQuant, the town crier of the digital frontier, hollers that this ain’t no ordinary drought. When the ratio plummets like a tumbleweed in a storm, it spells trouble-the kind that turns green fields to barren wastelands. 🌪️