jpyxx The quarter ending June 30 saw revenue leap 226% year-on-year, transforming IREN from a fiscal ghost to a $176.9 million profit machine. A report, delivered with the solemnity of a funeral, declared this rebirth. Perhaps the company’s accountants finally learned to smile. 😏
In a whirlwind of digital gold, Bitcoin miners have offloaded a staggering $485 million worth of BTC in just 12 days, ending on the 23rd of August. Talk about a fire sale! 🔥
Backers include such notable names as Pantera Capital, HashKey Capital, and Primitive Ventures. Apparently, IMC Trading and Gate Labs also thought they’d join the fun-because who doesn’t want to watch spreads fly by at Mach speed?
This DAT strategy, with the elegance of a well-tailored suit, will focus on acquiring LINK, the native cryptocurrency of the Chainlink protocol. One might say, it’s a strategy as bold as a declaration of love at a funeral. 💔🔗
Analysts, bless their overcaffeinated hearts, are claiming this is the “decisive wave structure” we’ve all been waiting for. Hov and Steph Is Crypto (yes, that’s their real name) have apparently spent the last week diagramming this on cocktail napkins and spreadsheets. The market, they say, is mirroring past bullish cycles-like a bad rom-com that refuses to end. With a $10 billion market cap and trading activity that makes my morning coffee habit look lazy, this altcoin is liquid enough to drown a goldfish in.
Meanwhile, poor Bitcoin miners are sitting in the corner like forgotten toys. 🎮 Their glory days? Fading faster than a Hollywood marriage. 💍
WhaleWire, the crypto world’s very own paparazzi, broke the news on X (formerly Twitter, for those keeping track). Linklogis, with its massive trillion-dollar platform, is officially jumping ship to XRPL. According to WhaleWire, this is a big win for XRP, proving that it’s not just about the memes and the hype-it’s about real-world applications too. Who knew?
Selon un document aussi officiel qu’un billet de banque chiffonné daté du 28 août, DeFi Dev Corp. a donc jeté son dévolu sur 407 247 unités de Solana, moyennant une somme rondelette de $77 millions – soit un prix moyen de $188,98 par token. Fort heureusement, la caisse est bien garnie grâce à une levée de fonds récente qui sent bon la poudre à canon.
This ain’t your garden-variety crypto handshake deal. No siree. This is Uncle Sam himself tapping Pyth on the shoulder and saying, “You’re the real MVP.” Suddenly, Pyth isn’t just another link in the oracle chain-it’s elbow-deep in the machinery of governance, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with big ol’ Chainlink. Investors, naturally, went wilder than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, sending the price from a measly $0.11 to almost $0.20 in the blink of an eye.
On August 28, the winds whispered of aPriori’s latest triumph, led by a consortium of titans-HashKey, Pantera, Primitive, and the like. IMC Trading, GEM, Gate Labs, Ambush Capital, Big Brain Collective-all joined the chorus. 🎭📰
