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This ‘bull flag’—a most charming pattern—suggests that after a sharp ascent, Bitcoin is merely catching its breath before leaping again. Think of it as a hyperactive puppy wagging its tail, uncertain whether to bark or run. The sideways movement hints at hesitation, though the absence of buy volume makes one wonder if Bitcoin has simply forgotten how to find her voice. 📉🐶

The system containing various apps built on Solana is still buzzing with activity, contributing significantly to fees. But some technical signs, like RSI, Ichimoku Cloud, and EMA lines, hint that the current surge might be slowing down. This could mean a phase of stability or potential adjustment may be approaching.

With this newly acquired CASP license, coupled with the resplendent European Passport, Bitstamp claims a right—no, a duty—to operate throughout the expansive EEA. How noble! How suspicious! It now trades, custodies, and manages – as if this makes it more than a mere plaything of powers unseen. The exchange, elevated to the status of a highly regulated entity, as if regulation alone could tame the wild crypto beast. 😅

AEON has embedded $CFX payments into its modern, chic system—so instead of digging through your pockets, just tap your phone to buy stuff online or in brick-and-mortar stores. AEON Pay isn’t just a sci-fi concept; it’s real, it’s here, and it works with Telegram mini-apps and wallets like Bitget. Now you can spend crypto on nearly anything—from tacos to textbooks—straight from your pocket. Because who wants to carry coins and bills when you have a smartphone? 📱💪

This isn’t the first time FTX has dipped into its still-surprising stash, but it’s certainly the second round of what could be politely called “reimbursement,” assuming you like your reimbursements delivered with a dash of existential dread and a sprinkle of vague promises. Because nothing says ‘financial security’ quite like being handed a percentage of what you once thought was wealth, while the firm continues its relentless, almost poetic, efforts to reimburse Those Who Were Affected by Its Collapse.

And then there’s Troller Cat. Yes, a meme coin, but oh, what a meme coin! With its presale taking in over $125,000 since early May and more than 600 early investors eagerly pawing at the opportunity, this little feline is claiming the throne as the best crypto to buy now. If you’re dreaming of a 10,000x ride, keep your eyes glued here—Troller Cat, Goatseus Maximus, and Popcat are brewing a meme revolution in 2025. 🚀🐱

The total altcoin market cap (excluding ETH, because apparently it’s too cool for this party) gained a staggering $126 billion in Q2. Yes, billion with a “B” — it’s enough to make yourETF look like chump change! 💰🙄