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According to the wise sages of AMBCrypto—who clearly have too much time on their hands—several early-stage indicators suggest we are very much in that ominous setup, like a gambler eyeing the roulette wheel screaming, “This time, I swear I’ll win!”
Bitcoin’s buying spree in both spot and futures markets keeps the price climbing—despite a shocking $170 million margin liquidation. Who knew liquidations could be so entertaining? 💸🎭
Market value? Over $806 million! Truly, the coin of the realm in the most modern of kingdoms. To put it plainly, Metaplanet has its digital fingers deeply embedded in the crypto pie, ensuring they’re not just nibbling around the edges but taking big bites. They believe in Bitcoin so fiercely that it’s practically a new religion. 😇
According to the latest tidbits spilled by authorities, this elusive Wellington man was allegedly involved in a scheme that manipulated unsuspecting victims between March and August of 2024. It seems a good old-fashioned scam was the foundation for this operation—who knew?
Ah, Illinois—land of Lincoln, deep-dish pizza, and apparently, biometric espionage! According to the complaint, Coinbase has delved into the sacred realm of facial recognition, snatching biometric data during their KYC rituals—like a thief in the night, mind you—without bothering to ask the cursed people’s permission. Scott Bernstein, Gina Greeder, and James Lonergan, armed with the law, stand like modern-day Rogues, claiming this act is a breach of Illinois’ strict Biometric Privacy Act. And oh, how the fines could pile up—like debts in an existential nightmare. 😏💸
Picture this: institutional investors now have an all-access pass to XRP without having to worry about, heaven forbid, actually owning any coins. CME is expanding its crypto derivatives suite—because what the world truly needed was another excuse for traders to stay glued to their screens—and XRP is in, riding that wave of mainstream acceptance, apparently destined for a VIP lounge at the financial party.
The fintech firm Digiasia Corp. (NASDAQ: FAAS) plans to funnel up to half of its profits into buying Bitcoin, diversifying its treasure chest. Because nothing screams “secure future” like betting half your net income on a digital coin that’s felt more like a rollercoaster than a safe investment. They’re even talking about raising capital—probably to fund this brave new world of moon-bound assets.
On Friday, the U.S. lost its precious perfect credit score. Moody’s, in a fit of fiscal concern, downgraded U.S. debt from its cozy “Aaa” to a slightly less perfect “Aa1.” Why? Oh, just a tiny thing like a $36.87 trillion debt. Nothing too crazy, right? (Details here)
But hold your horses! Despite this here little stumble, them cunning analysts reckon the darn thing might be fixin’ to do a hop, skip, and a jump upwards, what with all them fancy technical tricks and a network that’s busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
Reported by the ever-dramatic Fortune — always eager for a juicy scoop — it turns out that in the shadows of the crypto glitter, informal talks are bubbling between Circle and Ripple. Could Ripple be the knight in shining armor to rescue Circle from the brink? Or just another wild crypto fling? Only the blockchain gods know! 🧙♂️✨