Bitcoin’s September Gambit: Bull or Bear? 🤔

Following the recent pullback, Bitcoin’s RSI, that fickle barometer of strength, has begun to stir. Javon Marks, the prophet of the crypto desert, whispers of an upward trajectory, his RSI a flickering candle in the dark. 🧙♂️📈

🚨 Bitcoin Plunge Alert: $93k Floor or Financial Farce? 🚨

So, Bitcoin hit its all-time high and then face-planted harder than a Mel Brooks punchline. 😂 But fear not, crypto comrades! Bitfinex says the $93k-$95k zone is where the magic happens-a cyclical floor that’ll launch us into Q4 like a rocket fueled by memes and hope. 🚀🤞

🚀 Ether’s Calm Before the Storm: Volatility’s Knocking! 🌪️

The 1-hour ether chart is basically a drama queen right now. It tried to bounce back from $4,358.6 but got stage fright and stalled around $4,400. Volume’s like, “Nah, I’m good,” and the microstructure’s whispering “bearish flag” or “descending triangle.” If it dips below $4,350, it’s heading for $4,300 or even $4,250. But hey, if it breaks above $4,420-$4,430 with some serious volume, it might just pull a plot twist. 🎉