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With TON Wallet, sending crypto to a pal is a breeze, just as easy as sending a text about Aunt Mabel’s terrible casserole. You can whisper sweet crypto nothings privately through direct messages like two conspirators in a dark alley. Why, they’re even making it possible to swap your good ol’ greenbacks for shiny crypto with nary a fee in sight, thanks to our friends at MoonPay! Talk about simplifying the world of digital assets for us common folk. 😏

What does this mean? Well, thanks to France’s Autorité des Marchés Financiers (AMF), CoinShares now has the golden ticket to all 27 member states of the European Economic Area (EEA). That’s right—no more begging for permission slips from each country like some kind of regulatory hall monitor. 😅

“At present, crypto or virtual assets are not regulated in India,” said Finance Minister Pankaj Chaudhary, a man who clearly enjoys riddles. “So, the question of legality doesn’t arise.” Translation: “We’re clueless, but don’t blame us!” 🗨️

HBAR’s price antics have chilled over the past trio of days, hinting at a glorious stagnation. With the buying fervor dwindling faster than interest in a dull conversation, this altcoin is eyeing a retreat in the coming sessions. Sneaky, isn’t it? 😉

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Apparently, this “broad uptrend” (fancy, right?) has everyone and their grandma eyeing crypto stocks like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕👵

That second-memecoin darling of the internet, Shiba Inu, has swaggered up 37% in just a month. Good for it! But it’s still a long way from its glory days of yore—2021 and last year’s peaks. Some sharp-eyed folks reckon the real rush is yet to come.

Sentora (the cool cats formerly known as IntoTheBlock) spilled the beans on X, saying the big whales are back in style, tossing stacks of cash worth over a hundred grand like it’s pocket lint. These colossal moves are like trying to move a mountain—swaggering and subtle as a hippo on a trampoline. 🦛💥

The proposal, submitted several months ago, had been quietly gathering dust in the corridors of time, seemingly ignored by the powers that be. But lo and behold, now the application is within the SEC’s esteemed review process, suggesting that this time—just perhaps—a SUI-backed exchange-traded fund may soon rise from the ashes. However, don’t pop the champagne just yet, for competition looms on the horizon, and 21Shares, having joined the fray, is determined to push its own SUI ETF through the gates of destiny. Oh, how we love a good rivalry! 🥂

Verified CryptoQuant analyst Axel Adler Jr. recently highlighted fresh signs in Bitcoin’s % Supply Active chart that could tell us where this market is headed next. Spoiler: it’s probably not a good time to buy a house. 🏠