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BR, the darling token hand-picked by the so-called “thoroughly vetted” Binance Alpha program, went full Humpty Dumpty on June 19th. The price didn’t just topple off the wall; it swan-dived straight off with all the grace of a drunken tightrope walker.

In a post that could have been a chapter in a dystopian novel, Polygon Foundation CEO Sandeep Nailwal announced that this upgrade will breathe new life into the backbone of Polygon’s PoS blockchain. It will replace the ancient components, relics from the bygone era of 2018 and 2019, with a gleaming new infrastructure. 🏺➡️✨

This Ethereum-based meme coin, once the darling of the crypto world, now finds itself trading at a paltry $0.00001200, a mere whisper above its year-to-date low of $0.000010. Mon dieu, the horror! 😱

But wait, there’s more! Data from Glassnode revealed that over 80,000 BTC, untouched for five years or more, moved last Friday. It’s like a treasure chest overflowing with golden coins! 💰 The revival of these long-dormant coins has sparked speculation about a potential market dump, but the market has shown little reaction. It’s like a big, fat shrug emoji 🤷. This indicates strong accumulation beneath the surface, like a sneaky squirrel stashing away nuts for winter!

This coup d’état is a headline fit for modern society and an even bigger moment for Ripple, not to mention the stablecoin industry, which until now had all the gravitas of Monopoly money with slightly less fun.

The new wallet now has a balance of 708 million XRP, making it one of the biggest holders out there. And the sending address? Still has over a billion XRP, because who doesn’t need a little extra cash on hand 💸? At first, both wallets looked like they belonged to some mysterious, anonymous XRP mogul, but it turns out they’re linked to Uphold, a centralized platform with a lot of XRP in reserve 🤝.

Earlier this week, the Trump administration sent out letters to 14 countries, warning of higher tariffs on their export of goods to the U.S. starting on Aug. 1. The original 90-day pause on tariffs was set to expire on July 9. On Tuesday, Trump stated on Truth Social that the Aug. 1 deadline won’t be extended and new tariffs will go into effect on that day. But, let’s be real, has anyone ever seen Trump stick to a deadline? 🤔

The convergence of the 26 EMA and the 50 EMA, a scene of such significance, is akin to the moment when the plot thickens and the characters are forced to choose their paths. This convergence, a harbinger of declining volatility, often precedes a stronger directional move, much like the climax of a play. SHIB, with its current push into the resistance area, is like a hero finally overcoming the obstacles set by the antagonist, validating the change in momentum that traders have been observing with bated breath. 🎭