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Toncoin (TON) is still clinging to that $2.87 love handle, like a contestant on a reality show fighting for that final rose. Last we checked, TON was prancing around at $3.14, after a 5% tumble in the last 24 hours. It’s down 4% for the week, which is just enough to make a basket of sad potatoes! 🥔💔

According to the ever-vigilant WPLG Local 10, the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO) in the sun-drenched lands of Florida has sounded the alarm. 🔔 They beseech the public to remain wary, for the scourge of bank-related phone scams is on the rise. Alas, the Pompano Beach District has already been inundated with complaints—more than a dozen, mind you!—from souls who were duped into parting with their riches.

KuCoin, once the scrappy underdog, has morphed into a fortress of digital assets, and they’re not just blowing smoke. Their 2025 H1 report reads like a security bible, boasting SOC 2 Type II and ISO 27001:2022 certifications, and a shiny new AAA security rating from CER.live. But wait, there’s more! They’ve even got institutional-grade custody via BitGo, backed by a cool $250 million insurance policy. Talk about peace of mind! 🛡️ And if that wasn’t enough, BC Wong, the former Chief Legal Officer, is now at the helm, steering KuCoin through regulatory waters with the finesse of a seasoned sailor. 🚤

The monthly chart, shared by the wise sage @Borsaanaliz07, tells a tale of triumph. HBAR’s breakout above the $0.26 resistance pivot is like a cowboy finally lassoing that wild bronco. This ain’t just a blip—it’s the first major bullish reversal since the 2021 cycle, a time when crypto dreams were as big as the Texas sky. The path now points to $0.39200 and, if the stars align, $0.75070. But remember, in this game, the road’s always bumpier than a wagon trail. 🛣️🐎

Oh, the sheer audacity! JPMorgan, that colossal behemoth boasting a staggering $4.3 trillion in assets, may soon lend you money against crypto-backed loans. Imagine it—your humble XRP, sitting in the same prestigious league as Bitcoin and Ethereum, standing proudly as legitimate collateral in the eyes of traditional finance. For those who’ve long whispered that XRP could one day claim such glory, this may be the moment of reckoning. If the largest bank in the world recognizes crypto as valid collateral, then, dear reader, we are witnessing nothing short of a seismic shift—a bridge, no less, between the stolid world of traditional finance (TradFi) and the unruly beast known as decentralized finance (DeFi). Marvelous, isn’t it?

The funds will acquire 2,900 Bitmain S21 Pro miners, a fleet set to deploy over four to six months. With an eye on generating $10 million in revenue, one wonders if the real gold lies in the hardware or the hype. After all, who needs Bitcoin when you can mine data? 🌱

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LOOK OUT: $ETHA just hit $10b in one year flat, the 3rd fastest ETF to hit that mark in history after (you guessed it) two bitcoin ETFs $IBIT & $FBTC. Amazingly it went from $5b to $10b in just 10 days (ETF asset equiv of a God candle). Is in Top 5 in flows 1M, 1W. Sister Hazel!

Picture this: approximately 17 percent (3 million) of Ghanaian adults are already frolicking in the crypto fields, tossing Bitcoin and Ethereum like confetti at a wedding. Naturally, the government wishes to corral this unruly yet lucrative market into something resembling order. Safety first, innovation second—unless you’re feeling rebellious, in which case, who needs rules? 😜

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