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But hey, while you’re busy stacking ETH like it’s going out of style, your stock performance is about as exciting as watching paint dry. 😴 Investors are yawning harder than a cat on a Sunday afternoon, especially with September kicking off like a wet blanket on a bonfire. 🔥❌

Dans son dernier billet sur X, Martinez partage un motif technique formé dans le graphique quotidien de Toncoin. Il s’agit d’un triangle, figure géométrique qui apparaît lorsqu’un actif se consolide entre deux lignes de tendance convergentes. Comme dans toute bonne tragédie, ce triangle a ses variantes : l’ascendant, le descendant, et le symétrique, celui-ci étant notre protagoniste du jour.

Picture this: Yunfeng Financial Group, a Hong Kong-listed company with ties to none other than Chinese billionaire Jack Ma, has just splashed $44 million on 10,000 ETH. That’s right, folks-a whopping pile of Ether, enough to make even Scrooge McDuck jealous. Where did they get the cash? Oh, just “internal reserves,” because apparently, billionaires have spare millions lying around like loose change under the couch cushions.

Bitcoin, once a shining beacon of hope and riches, is now stumbling along, barely hanging on to dear life. The once-promised $100,000 is now under threat. The charts? Oh, they say it’s all downhill from here. BTC tried to reclaim some glory above $120,000, but alas, it failed miserably. The $100,000 mark now looms like an ominous shadow, and it might just fade into history. Can you hear the faint cries of traders who thought they’d make it big? I can almost hear them now…

Ethereum’s fees and DApp activity have surged, leaving Tron and Solana in the dust. 🏃‍♂️💨

At present, our feathered friend is sashaying within a corrective channel-picture a drunken sailor trying to find his footing-yet beneath this chaos, hidden bullish divergence flickers like a candle in the dark. The price continues its slow, mournful descent, yet support around $0.028 is holding firm, as stubborn as a peasant refusing to sell his last loaf of bread. The indicators-RSI in a downward spiral and MACD curving up as if pushing aside cobwebs-are hinting that an uprising might be near. Oh, the suspense! 😏

Oh, the things we do for the mainstream! Crypto platforms have been trying for *years* to get a regular crowd to pay attention, but with limited success. But now, with BONK.fun’s grand plan, we can expect the masses to come flocking, I’m sure. Let’s all cheer for the brave souls at BONK.fun, as they partner with Kick to bring crypto entertainment to the unwashed masses. 🚀

Now, some ‘experts’ (or so they call themselves) are saying, ‘Hey, Solana might pull back, maybe go down a little.’ Yeah, no kidding. It’s like them telling you not to eat the last slice of pizza-thanks for the news flash! The market’s all volatile, like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk, and everyone’s holding their breath-waiting for that next big move, or collapse, whichever comes first.

On September 2, the board of Yunfeng Financial Group Limited, after much deliberation and perhaps a few cups of strong tea, approved the allocation of $44 million from its internal cash reserves to acquire Ethereum (ETH) on the open market. The purchase, swift as a schooner in the wind, has already been executed.

On the fateful day of September 2nd, Saylor, with the flourish of a magician revealing a rabbit from a hat, announced that Strategy’s annual dividend rate had leaped from 9.0% to a dazzling 10.0%. A mere percentage point, you say? Nay! In the world of finance, this is the equivalent of a peasant becoming a prince overnight. Investor confidence, already plump, swelled like a well-fed goose. 🦢💸